Containment What If?

He's not even good at doing nothing, either. He always has to make a big fuss over DA TWOLLS or something stupid.
 
Hey woah woah wait a minute! Wasnt Chris in Harry Potter?

Yeah! That one big guy, who Harrys foster parents kept pampering. Yeah! Thats him!

What? Thats Dudley, Not Chris? Oh for the love of...
 
My Brazilian friend showed me this meme in his country from last year and I thought Miley Cyrus was to blame for the twerking. But this, I don't even know what to say. Second, I don't know Portuguese. Here's what Quadradiho de Oito looks like.

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This video did spark a lot of reactions in Brazil though and its no surprise why even some Brazilians hate this music video. Also, a major dance move from this involves lying on your back with your ass up in the air while shaking it or performing a headstand while shaking your ass around. So I was wondering what if some troll pretending to be a sweetheart asks Chris to perform quadradinho? What do you think would happen to Chris if he made such a video? I could picture some troll asking him to dress in a miniskirt and tight shirt ala tomgirl style and asking him to make a video of him dancing to some Bonde das Marahvilhas. What do you think could happen to Chris if he performed the Brazilian twerk dance?
 
What if by some chance Meghan were captured and delivered to Chris and Barb's new abode for punishment/ and or a nice long talk.

What would Chris say or do if Meghan were brought before him? Would he be happy? angry? sad?

or just lose interest and play vidya?
 
The way you post one line paragraphs that begin with "or" reminds me of the back of a Goosebumps book.
 
While I'm absolutely for girls shaking their butts, there are far better dancers than those in the video.

As for the question, Chris already did that, I remember seeing a horrible .gif where he shakes his behind.
 
Let's say that around in Chris' early infant years, Bob had left Barb, and had legal custody of the young baby. Do you think his life could have gone better or worse without his real mother in his life? How would he have ended up?
 
I don't know if there would have been much difference. Bob would still make him go to PVCC after high school and signed up for the tugboat.

Chris would have been left alone after Bob died, maybe he would move in with his birth mother after that?
 
He'd probably be at least a little better. Bob was still in his 60's either way.
 
Twerking is nothing new and neither is anything in this video. The first recorded uses of the word probably came around the 80s or 90s. And some people argue that twerking has its roots in some very old african dances like mapouka.

If Chris actually managed to get on his back in a similar position to these girls he'd lose his balance and possibly fuck up his spine.
 
He will probably be a better person, honestly barb is a really toxic person, just think about it, chris could understand more easily why people don't want to be near him, instead of parroting whatever shit barb says; "WHOOP-DEE-DOO for him!" Sure, bob was a bad parent, but he wasn't a bad person, barb on the other hand...
 
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