Containment What If?

Every catholic school child once went up to their priest and asked if giving up "giving up" was acceptable for Lent.

This is precisely what Chris would do.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Every catholic school child once went up to their priest and asked if giving up "giving up" was acceptable for Lent.

This is precisely what Chris would do.
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^True and honest. I can see him saying it in his Donald Duck impression, too: "aw phooey! I give up on giving up!".

LOL OMG. Well if he had EXPLOSIVE LEGS, then that would have added a new element to the CWC Fighter video. And maybe the jogging videos would have actually been interesting, too.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Every catholic school child once went up to their priest and asked if giving up "giving up" was acceptable for Lent.

This is precisely what Chris would do.
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Ten to one Chris would think this is the most ORIGINAL and TRULY GEINUS joke evah.
 
Well, if CWC trained pokemon, it'd just be another look at his days at the GAMe PLACe. Instead of playing cards, Chris could cry and have a hissy fit as children destroy him in actual battles. Chris will then refuse to pay them, thereby getting him banned from pokemon training. Can't even begin to think about what would happen if pokemon died like in the Nuzlocke challenges.
 
Saw this idea pop up in another forum. Thought it might make a good "what if".

I think he'd get scammed into taking a smaller settlement immediately as opposed to the payment plans. Then promptly blow it all away on more crap to fill the Branchland Horde.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Tugboat revoked, he wastes it, no more tugboat after that, starvation ensues. It would be the worst thing ever to happen to him.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

My finance professor said the average lottery winner blows all their money in five years. Unless Barb commandeers the winnings, he'd blow it in five days.

If Barb does take the money, there's a slight chance it would be spent more a bit more intelligently than CWC would spend it.

I hope they'd pay people to fix up the house and get storage lockers for all the crap they have. Then they can get decent cars and have the old ones hauled away.

If CWC got the winnings, three words: hookers and vidya.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Is it too far-fetched to think Rocky would try to get her hands on the money? Nobody would suspect the kindly little old church counselor.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

The church could get ten percent if they teach tithing.

Rocky and Wesley Mem don't strike me as the televangelist, take advantage of the widows type.

Cole might try to weasel some money out of Barb, though.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Cole might try to weasel some money out of Barb, though.
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But that would mean admitting his dreams of a glamorous, jet-setting film criticism career have fallen far short of reality.
 
That would require effort, something Chris is incapable of.

Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

INFINITE VIDYA!
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Henry Bemis said:
Is it too far-fetched to think Rocky would try to get her MANOS on the money? Nobody would suspect the kindly little old church counselor.
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I think everyone at Wesley Mem would be violating the Tenth Commandment if Chris won the lottery.
 
I know in the past he screamed and yelled and ranted against cigarettes, but he used to do the same thing when the topic of booze came up, and once he tried booze, he liked it.

I could totally see Chris picking up smoking to look cool, sort of like the stupid shit he did at Friday's After Five. I could also see Chris totally picking up a pack of Virginia Slims too*.

*=I smoked Capris in college. Sue me. They always reminded me of the 1980s. I also fucking loved those Clove cigarettes.
 
Oglooger said:
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He should also dance with Duane!

Cloves were the best.
Also he live in Virginia, so they'd be super cheap.

And not even a way to make him look cooler, they'd be a good ice breaker to help him socialize. Either by bumming one or giving one to someone or asking for a light or offering a light.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

He will spend all the money on vidya games and McDonalds. He can't wait to get his hands on them.
 
what if chris were born a girl? how different would life be?
 
She'd say women were SLUTS who took all the hot boys leaving her none to choose from.

She'd try to get in touch with her masculine side in inappropriate ways.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
She'd say women were SLUTS who took all the hot boys leaving her none to choose from.

She'd try to get in touch with her masculine side in inappropriate ways.
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she'd be packing and binding until it got to be too much effort
 
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