Containment What If?

What if Bob was the man-child son of Chris and Barb Chandler?

If Bob were the son, we wouldn't have computers because he invented plastic moulds.

What if Chris was a persona you could summon?


What if Liquid Chris was Chris' persona and the CWCivil War was him making videos against himself?
 
What if Chris got pregnant?

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What if Chris was never discovered by trolls? Would he have eventually attempted to rape Megan? Would he still have became a tomgirl?
 
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What if he actually had reasonable standards for someone of his quality?

What type of female could he actually get?
During Classic Chris phase, he could have dated some mid-functioning autistic girl. Since the Tomgirl Era rolled around, even that chance has dwindled. Or maybe some insane 400 lb SJW with a tranny fetish might be into him, I don't want to know.
 
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what if chris chan made an actual good webcomic? everything else is the same but he hes able to put together a simple but fun webcomic with ok art instead of sonichu
 
what if chris chan made an actual good webcomic? everything else is the same but he hes able to put together a simple but fun webcomic with ok art instead of sonichu
It's kinda an oxymoron because his webcomic couldn't have a good story, dialogues and all without him not being his kind of lolcow.
There are decent or even good lolcow artists but they are very different from Chris lolcowism-wise.
Maybe his art could have got good somehow despite many of his character flaws preventing him from seriously learning how to draw as his art is not especially terrible and he did some progress so I don't think he is inherently unable to draw well and then only the art of Sonichu would change, everything else would be the same.
Otherwise he would just an entirely different lolcow with a similar backstory and name (I don't think that version of Chris would have changed his name because of a bear animatronic even if Christopher > Christine would still be possible)
 
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