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He'd be the best autistic banjo player in all of Virginia.
What if Chris was a persona you could summon?
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He'd be the best autistic banjo player in all of Virginia.
What if Chris was a persona you could summon?
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He'd be the ultimate Devil arcana fusion because of his obsession with material goods and physical pleasures.
What if Chris got pregnant?
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If Bob were the son, we wouldn't have computers because he invented plastic moulds.
What if Liquid Chris was Chris' persona and the CWCivil War was him making videos against himself?
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His body would reject the healthy food and make him even sicker because of his lifelong dependacy on junk food.
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During Classic Chris phase, he could have dated some mid-functioning autistic girl. Since the Tomgirl Era rolled around, even that chance has dwindled. Or maybe some insane 400 lb SJW with a tranny fetish might be into him, I don't want to know.
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He'd create all of the protagonists in Sonichu, of course. Then he'd create his ideal Boyfriend-Free Girl.
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Chris would have said that he dreamed the Grim Reaper wouldn't claim Bob's soul until 2020.
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He would still fuck up the relationship he had with her probably, by trying to grab her breast or not knowing how to properly talk to her.
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What if Chris was the main antagonist of Paul Blart Mall Cop 3?
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Chris would permanently sit on Paul and that would be the end of the movie.
What if the trolls got hold of Chris at a convention and gave him a swirlie?
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He'd still take it better than Andrew Dobson with the squirty bottle incident.
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what if chris chan made an actual good webcomic? everything else is the same but he hes able to put together a simple but fun webcomic with ok art instead of sonichu
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It's kinda an oxymoron because his webcomic couldn't have a good story, dialogues and all without him not being his kind of lolcow.
There are decent or even good lolcow artists but they are very different from Chris lolcowism-wise.
Maybe his art could have got good somehow despite many of his character flaws preventing him from seriously learning how to draw as his art is not especially terrible and he did some progress so I don't think he is inherently unable to draw well and then only the art of Sonichu would change, everything else would be the same.
Otherwise he would just an entirely different lolcow with a similar backstory and name (I don't think that version of Chris would have changed his name because of a bear animatronic even if Christopher > Christine would still be possible)
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