My Chris what-if timeline:
The thread with the photo from reddit got me thinking. What if Chris is losing weight because he's spending more and more time in Lego CWCville? Just sitting there 13-14 hours at a time having "adventures" with Sonichu and the recolor rainbow, not eating, not drinking, pissing and shitting himself? The only thing really dragging himself back to the real world are the demands from Barb and the quest for more Lego to complete his ever growing imaginary world.
For now things are pretty static, but, in August Barb breaks her ankle traversing the hoard. Subsequently, she catches a myriad of diseases from the hospital and the hoard. Realizing that she'll eventually catch pneumonia and won't be leaving the hospital, she ends her battle with State Farm and allows the building at 14 BLC to be demolished in September. By early December the grim reaper will claim her. Chris, holding on to hope that his brother or some other family member will take him in is crushed when no one attends her funeral, so, Chris will return to the rental, plop himself down in his Lego room and will once more return to the world of CWCville.
General Empty Ness will be waiting for him, riding atop a giant Yoshi and stomping MHS into the ground. The battle will be epic and last for days, but Chris will come out on top. By March, when the rent hasn't been paid in a few months, and eviction notices ignored, the Landlord will finally enter the rental, and find Chris slumped over a pile of Legos, dead from dehydration.
And I thought all this up because someone commented that Chris looked like he had lost some weight. I think I need help.
