Containment What If?

What if Chris raped Katy Perry at a concert?
It would lead to a cataclysmic war of Katy Perry' white knights against transtrending essjaydubyas defending the honor of a poor transwoman wrongly accused of rape.

What if instead of a bear naming him Christian, OPL would've been named Muhammad my an animatronic genie?
 
What if instead of a bear naming him Christian, OPL would've been named Muhammad my an animatronic genie?
In that case, all sonichus (except RELDNAHC HA TAQUE) would wear beards and rosechus would be replaced with what look like Pacman ghost cosplayers.

What if Chris learned his fight moves from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
 
Which gives me an idea. What if CWCVille was a real place we could physically go visit? Would anyone go visit? What would the outside world think about it?

America would probably quickly absorb the state. And there would be some interesting scientific studies done on the existence of a sapient hedgehog species.
 
Which gives me an idea. What if CWCVille was a real place we could physically go visit? Would anyone go visit? What would the outside world think about it?
@Marvin would have tricked Chris into signing it away to the US in 2008.
I'm imagining it would be like Charlottesville, but lame and bankrupt.
 
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