Containment What If?

[parasesama]

What if Chris raped Katy Perry at a concert?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

What if Chris raped Katy Perry at a concert?

It would lead to a cataclysmic war of Katy Perry' white knights against transtrending essjaydubyas defending the honor of a poor transwoman wrongly accused of rape.

What if instead of a bear naming him Christian, OPL would've been named Muhammad my an animatronic genie?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if instead of a bear naming him Christian, OPL would've been named Muhammad my an animatronic genie?

In that case, all sonichus (except RELDNAHC HA TAQUE) would wear beards and rosechus would be replaced with what look like Pacman ghost cosplayers.

What if Chris learned his fight moves from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris learned his fight moves from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

 

[The Fool]

What if Chris ran for and was elected President instead of Trump?

https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World

 

[Broseph]

What if Trump personally invited Chris to a one on one fist fight at the white house?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Trump personally invited Chris to a one on one fist fight at the white house?

I'd read that if it were in the comic.

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris raped Katy Perry at a concert?

He's too fat and out of shape to do something like that.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) moved to Florida and changed his/her name?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-rupert-tarsey-20171129-htmlstory.html

 

[Joel Tarkus]

He'd turn America in CWCVille

Which gives me an idea. What if CWCVille was a real place we could physically go visit? Would anyone go visit? What would the outside world think about it?

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

Which gives me an idea. What if CWCVille was a real place we could physically go visit? Would anyone go visit? What would the outside world think about it?

America would probably quickly absorb the state. And there would be some interesting scientific studies done on the existence of a sapient hedgehog species.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris ended up in King of the Hill?

 

[jace821]

What if CWC found a genuine sweetheart?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris ended up in King of the Hill?

That boy ain't right?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Which gives me an idea. What if CWCVille was a real place we could physically go visit? Would anyone go visit? What would the outside world think about it?

@Marvin would have tricked Chris into signing it away to the US in 2008.
I'm imagining it would be like Charlottesville, but lame and bankrupt.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris held in a fart so long that the pressure built up and he exploded?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris held in a fart so long that the pressure built up and he exploded?

He'd become airborne and carry out another 9/11

What if Ian Brannon Something used pepper spray against Chris instead of shooting him in the legs?

 

[The Fool]

What if Chris' poor health actually had killed him several times but a new one spawns out of The Hoard every time he dies?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris' poor health actually had killed him several times but a new one spawns out of The Hoard every time he dies?

The hoard shits out a new Chris who proceeds to do nothing?

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

What if Trump personally invited Chris to a one on one fist fight at the white house?

With all the fast food he eats in a day, there's no way he can stump the Trump.