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Containment What If?
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KatsuKitty said:
WE MUST KNOW EEEVVVEEERRRYYYTHING
But no, your right Chris is gross and this question is gross
Chris would want a cutie mark of his "tomgirl symbol" (AKA the transgender symbol
) in blue and orange (go lancers!!) in his thigh, he'd make it about a centimeter of a line on his tattoo and then fight or flight would kick in due to his hypersensitivity. He'd leave the parlor and have a badass centimeter long line for a tattoo.Or Sonichu on his face, it's all good.
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You know, I actually thought of posting "What if Chris is a babyfur?" back then considering babyfurs are quite notorious in the Sonic fanbase.
Sonichu.
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Blue Max said:
He can cast "Stinking Cloud" spell at will, and a minimized, shortened "Berzerker Rage" twice per day.
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For starters I'd give Alison Amber carte blanche to rebuild the entire city from the ground up. Then I'd change its name to Snyderville. After that I'd put a competent business exec or economist in charge of a job creation program for the city's residents. Last but not least, I'd push for the building of a 60,000-seat sports arena to attract tourists and improve the city's economic climate.
And just for fun I'd burn every picture of CWC I could find.
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Ah, an old thread dragged back to the front page, but I wasn't around when it started so I want to get in on this too.
First, all city laws are repealed, the laws of the State of Virgina are in effect. Anyone currently jailed for violation of Cwcville law is pardoned.
Second, start the process to hold free elections for a city council and my successor. If any local city laws are needed, the new city council can propose them and put them up for vote. I'll also leave renaming of the city up to them.
Third, all Cwcville city welfare programs are discontinued. The city treasury will not be used to provide housing and credit cards for friends of the former Chandler regime. Anyone who wants a career "protecting" Cwcville must apply to the Police academy and become a legitimate law enforcement officer.
Forth, an investigation will conducted on members of the Chandler regime who while enforcing the will of the former mayor violated the rights granted to citizens by the US and State of Virgina. The assets of those found guilty will be seized and distributed to victims of the regime.
Fifth, the FCC will be asked to assist in investigating station KCWC.
Sixth, the Mayoral office will be relocated out of the mall to a new City Hall (possibly a re-purposed Soup Hotel) with the City Council. The former Mayor's Office will become a memorial museum in honor of the victims of the Chandler regime.
First, all city laws are repealed, the laws of the State of Virgina are in effect. Anyone currently jailed for violation of Cwcville law is pardoned.
Second, start the process to hold free elections for a city council and my successor. If any local city laws are needed, the new city council can propose them and put them up for vote. I'll also leave renaming of the city up to them.
Third, all Cwcville city welfare programs are discontinued. The city treasury will not be used to provide housing and credit cards for friends of the former Chandler regime. Anyone who wants a career "protecting" Cwcville must apply to the Police academy and become a legitimate law enforcement officer.
Forth, an investigation will conducted on members of the Chandler regime who while enforcing the will of the former mayor violated the rights granted to citizens by the US and State of Virgina. The assets of those found guilty will be seized and distributed to victims of the regime.
Fifth, the FCC will be asked to assist in investigating station KCWC.
Sixth, the Mayoral office will be relocated out of the mall to a new City Hall (possibly a re-purposed Soup Hotel) with the City Council. The former Mayor's Office will become a memorial museum in honor of the victims of the Chandler regime.
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Honestly I would like to believe I would try and fix the city, I probably wouldn't though. The mayor having unlimited power thing is a big apple of Edan. You could do whatever you wanted. At the most I would actually try and fix that sinkhole of a city and quit four or five days in.
I would probably legalize Tobacco considering it's a cash crop. Those soup hotels would have to go, at least most of them. The main goal would be to get people to actually work in the city so I could lower the levels of homeless people, can't make money if there's nobody working. Once most of the soup hotels were abolished I would change the currency to regular U.S currency. It's either that or secede from the U.S. finally I would need to find a way to get those shitty recolors working and off welfare. That will probably end in violence though.
Of course I'm more likely to kill myself or abuse the unlimited power of the Mayor for life position.
I would probably legalize Tobacco considering it's a cash crop. Those soup hotels would have to go, at least most of them. The main goal would be to get people to actually work in the city so I could lower the levels of homeless people, can't make money if there's nobody working. Once most of the soup hotels were abolished I would change the currency to regular U.S currency. It's either that or secede from the U.S. finally I would need to find a way to get those shitty recolors working and off welfare. That will probably end in violence though.
Of course I'm more likely to kill myself or abuse the unlimited power of the Mayor for life position.
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Legalize cigarettes, I'm gonna need them if I have to deal with little hedgehog shits all day. Then I'd legalize weed, I'm gonna need them if I have to deal with little hedgehog shits all day. Alcohol prices gotta drop and I need a office full of nippers, I'm gonna need them if I have to deal with little hedgehog shits all day. (I'm done copying now). Welfare for everybody's gotta go. If they don't like it they can leave, then I'll run a ghost town, American tourists love that shit.
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Arm the furious, sonichu-hating homeless and strip all electric-hedgehog pokémon of all rights
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I agree with Blue Max. Chris would probably try to go back and sleep with one of his classmates. At the same time, I think Chris would probably try to stop his father from taking him back to Ruckersville by ensuring that their house sold. Chris seems to think that his life went direly south as a result of some conspiracy that kept the house from selling, so this might be one of the things he'd try to fix. By doing that, Chris would then assume that his life would be better and that he'd be more likely to score with his former classmates, get a better life, and so on.
If it's the first, I see it unfolding along the lines of Blue Max's lines. However if he focuses on staying in Midlothian, then he'd probably end up getting disappointed that nothing ended up the way he thought it would. The only big changes would be that he'd be in a busier area with more places to get himself banned from. Instead of attending Piedmont Virginia Community College, it'd be John Tyler and instead of going to UVA to look for girls, it'd be VCU. However there it might be slightly more interesting to see how Chris would be received at VCU, as it's a little more eclectic than UVA tends to be- or at least that's how I see it. Chris would probably freak out at how gay friendly the campus is and would probably poo himself if he saw the big drag queen handing out flyers for the yearly big drag event that is held near the campus.
I think it'd be the same story for the most part, but maybe longer before he cracked. I don't know that he'd have as big of an adversary as Snyder and the Game Place. There are a few gaming stores in the area, so who knows?
I think it would probably depend on the girl, what she demanded of him, and what she was willing to give or prove in return. Chris is an idiot, but he's grown more paranoid over time. I doubt he'd get a tattoo just to impress a girl unless she was willing to do things for him in return or was at least someone he saw every day. For something of this nature I think he'd demand china in the hopes that she'd put out, but also subconsciously as an attempt to make her prove that she's not a troll.
Now assuming that he'd agree to it, the girl in question would have to hound him a lot- and I mean A LOT. Remember how difficult it was for various girls to get Chris to do small things such as draw pictures for them or make videos? Imagine that times a hundred. Getting a tattoo would require Chris saving his money, something he's already shown he can't do and I don't know that Barb would be willing to pony up the dough for this, especially if she thinks he'd get something girly. It'd also require Chris to put together a final design idea as well as to find a good tattoo parlor. I see Chris agreeing to do this, but always coming up with excuses as to why he can't. There's the pain factor as well, but we'll assume that he'd be able to handle it.
Now if Chris does manage to gather the money and decide on a design, I think that the design would depend on what the girl is telling him. It'd ultimately be his choice, but I can see the girl in question trying to influence his choice. I don't think she'd tell him to get a pickle or JULAY!1 inked on to him anywhere, but I think she'd press for a Sonichu design. Chris would also have to deal with the input from the tattoo artist, as I think that some would probably try to get him to look at the shop's designs and/or any original designs that they might come up with. I think that the final tattoo would probably be on his butt like a MLP cutie mark, but be some version of Sonichu mixed in with a cutie mark idea such as an ink and pen.
I honestly can't see this happening even if Chris were to get into the actual tattoo parlor. I see him arguing with the tattoo artist to where the guy refuses to work with him. However if he does ever get a tattoo, expect to see pictures. Chris would probably consider it his duty to show his facebook friends his new ink.
If it's the first, I see it unfolding along the lines of Blue Max's lines. However if he focuses on staying in Midlothian, then he'd probably end up getting disappointed that nothing ended up the way he thought it would. The only big changes would be that he'd be in a busier area with more places to get himself banned from. Instead of attending Piedmont Virginia Community College, it'd be John Tyler and instead of going to UVA to look for girls, it'd be VCU. However there it might be slightly more interesting to see how Chris would be received at VCU, as it's a little more eclectic than UVA tends to be- or at least that's how I see it. Chris would probably freak out at how gay friendly the campus is and would probably poo himself if he saw the big drag queen handing out flyers for the yearly big drag event that is held near the campus.
I think it'd be the same story for the most part, but maybe longer before he cracked. I don't know that he'd have as big of an adversary as Snyder and the Game Place. There are a few gaming stores in the area, so who knows?
I think it would probably depend on the girl, what she demanded of him, and what she was willing to give or prove in return. Chris is an idiot, but he's grown more paranoid over time. I doubt he'd get a tattoo just to impress a girl unless she was willing to do things for him in return or was at least someone he saw every day. For something of this nature I think he'd demand china in the hopes that she'd put out, but also subconsciously as an attempt to make her prove that she's not a troll.
Now assuming that he'd agree to it, the girl in question would have to hound him a lot- and I mean A LOT. Remember how difficult it was for various girls to get Chris to do small things such as draw pictures for them or make videos? Imagine that times a hundred. Getting a tattoo would require Chris saving his money, something he's already shown he can't do and I don't know that Barb would be willing to pony up the dough for this, especially if she thinks he'd get something girly. It'd also require Chris to put together a final design idea as well as to find a good tattoo parlor. I see Chris agreeing to do this, but always coming up with excuses as to why he can't. There's the pain factor as well, but we'll assume that he'd be able to handle it.
Now if Chris does manage to gather the money and decide on a design, I think that the design would depend on what the girl is telling him. It'd ultimately be his choice, but I can see the girl in question trying to influence his choice. I don't think she'd tell him to get a pickle or JULAY!1 inked on to him anywhere, but I think she'd press for a Sonichu design. Chris would also have to deal with the input from the tattoo artist, as I think that some would probably try to get him to look at the shop's designs and/or any original designs that they might come up with. I think that the final tattoo would probably be on his butt like a MLP cutie mark, but be some version of Sonichu mixed in with a cutie mark idea such as an ink and pen.
I honestly can't see this happening even if Chris were to get into the actual tattoo parlor. I see him arguing with the tattoo artist to where the guy refuses to work with him. However if he does ever get a tattoo, expect to see pictures. Chris would probably consider it his duty to show his facebook friends his new ink.
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Meeko is winnar. You really have to try and get inside Chris' mind to answer this one. Yeah, he's directed a lot of anger at people that he feels initiated the trolling and yeah, he wishes to have vengeance on them, but he's an enormous pussy that would never confront any of them (certainly not with the intent to be violent), and that's really not his priority anyway. What is? China. Combine that with this weird (and steadily intensifying) obsession he has with his days in high school, and it's pretty clear that he'd go back and try to bang Kellie Andes or whoever that chick was that he's delusional enough to think he had a shot with. In Chris' mind, he really, truly thinks that not going after her was a mistake.
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Black Sonichu said:DrChristianTroy said:
If he refused to go back to March 2000 and stop Sonichu from being made, then I would say that I've taken dumps that have more brains than him.
I've never taken a dump that can think. I would see a doctor about these sentient dumps.
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What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?
Before you go "oh boy another goddamn barb dying post", picture this, Bob is alive and well and Barb has passed on. Bob was generally seen as a better parent. What would Bob do without Barb to coddle and baby Chris? How would Chris be doing now?
Before you go "oh boy another goddamn barb dying post", picture this, Bob is alive and well and Barb has passed on. Bob was generally seen as a better parent. What would Bob do without Barb to coddle and baby Chris? How would Chris be doing now?