Containment What If?

Which also raises the point: What would Robbies band be called.

My money is on "Tomgirls with RAGE"
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
What if Chris went to your Halloween party?
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He would get laughed out the room as soon as he asked for sugar for his beer/beaten up when he tries to put his shitty music on.

Or he would just stand in the corner playing his DS and stress sighing while everyone asks me if I got rotten pumpkins and everyone praises his Buffalo Bill costume.
 
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Grand Number of Pounds said:
What if Chris went to your Halloween party?
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I would ask him if he knew what my name was -if he just knocked on my door at random, I'd refuse to let him in -I don't want to have to change my cell phone.

Steve Mayers said:
What if Chris met ADF?
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It'd be the exact same tardrage exchange as their videos. Neither of them have the guts to take a swing at another person.
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
What if Chris went to your Halloween party?
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Grand Number of Pounds said:
What if Chris went to your Halloween party?
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If it was one I hosted, he'd have a shitty time. The "male tomgirl lesbian" thing would be taken as a joke, none of the women would want to talk to him and if he indulged in the booze, I'm going to be honest, he strikes me as a puker.

The party I'm actually going to this year is one that would freak him out. It's a masked ball with various entertainments. He'd like the naked ladies but get stressed by the naked men. He wouldn't get half the acts and he'd probably hate the music. On the other hand, they're cool with drag - I understand one of the acts this year is a gender-bending burlesque artist, so maybe Chris could find something to talk about with him/her. How best to hide a crotch bulge, that sort of thing.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
On the other hand, they're cool with drag - I understand one of the acts this year is a gender-bending burlesque artist, so maybe Chris could find something to talk about with him/her. How best to hide a crotch bulge, that sort of thing.
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Chris doesn't seek out people who know stuff about things he is interested in. He seeks out people who are willing to shut up and listen to him ramble.
 
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Dunno if this has been brought up before, but what if Chris was born elsewhere with the same kind of mentality but faced against a different culture.

I know a man who is autistic, but his father doesn't want to admit it and tells people that he's sick from a disease and working with prayers and (pseudo)doctors for a cure. He held on this believe for 30 years despite various family members advising him to seek professional help for his son or an education that would allow him to function in society. But because he's the oldest he can swipe every argument off the board and just employed his son as pencil sharpener in his company. He even brought over a girl from a Islamic country to marry him, despite her not knowing a single word of our language or his mental state.

So in my culture, with a bit of radical islamic pampering, Chris chan would atleast live a happy life (despite being deprived of Sonichu). Now imagine him in a different culture...
 
Coldgrip said:
He'd of been left on a stump out in the woods.
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Maybe the helpless baby autist would have been taken in by an array of hedgehogs... a life spent studying their ways, growing up in their bushel and living on a healthy insectivore diet might've produced a more well-rounded CWC. The hedgehogs'd have a lot to teach him about life as he matured into an independent creature capable of fending for himself; along the way he'd contribute to his adoptive family somehow, perhaps by attracting more flies for them all to eat.

One can fantasise..
 
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Slam Attack! said:
Maybe the helpless baby autist would have been taken in by an array of hedgehogs... a life spent studying their ways, growing up in their bushel and living on a healthy insectivore diet might've produced a more well-rounded CWC. The hedgehogs'd have a lot to teach him about life as he matured into an independent creature capable of fending for himself; along the way he'd contribute to his adoptive family somehow, perhaps by attracting more flies for them all to eat.

One can fantasise..
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It'd be nice to think that... But animals can recognize the unholy taint of atsimu and would avoid him. The ground itself and the vegetation around him would wither and warp over time, forever rendering that spot unnatural. When people would pass by there they would do so as quickly as possible. For if they linger too long one might begin to hear an otherworldly sighing, the soft, exasperated moan of someone saying "...hmm...yeah...".
 
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Zekesman said:
Dunno if this has been brought up before, but what if Chris was born elsewhere with the same kind of mentality but faced against a different culture.

I know a man who is autistic, but his father doesn't want to admit it and tells people that he's sick from a disease and working with prayers and (pseudo)doctors for a cure. He held on this believe for 30 years despite various family members advising him to seek professional help for his son or an education that would allow him to function in society. But because he's the oldest he can swipe every argument off the board and just employed his son as pencil sharpener in his company. He even brought over a girl from a Islamic country to marry him, despite her not knowing a single word of our language or his mental state.

So in my culture, with a bit of radical islamic pampering, Our Pet Lolcow would atleast live a happy life (despite being deprived of Sonichu). Now imagine him in a different culture...
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Do you mind if I ask where you live? Because in most western societies arranged / forced marriage is kinda illegal.
 
timtommy said:
Chris doesn't seek out people who know stuff about things he is interested in. He seeks out people who are willing to shut up and listen to him ramble.
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You know, I never really realized this, but it seems really true.
People who know stuff about something Chris is interested in have their own opinions. People who have their own opinions might talk back at Chris. So it's better to talk to people who are not interested, have no own opinion and will merely go "hmmm yeah" whenever Chris finishes talking.
 
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