Containment What If?

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris was missing?

This subforum would implode

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris was missing?

He'd be trapped in Hirtes' sex dungeon.

 

[littleomega]

If you could make a Chris Chan anime, who would you put in it? Who'd be the main villain? Who would you cut from the cast? What would the plot be?

 

[Picklechu]

If you could make a Chris Chan anime, who would you put in it? Who'd be the main villain? Who would you cut from the cast? What would the plot be?

If I could make a Chris-chan anime, I'd take the money that I would have used for it and buy a big bag of weed instead.

 

[Broseph]

What if Bob discreetly paid a prostitute $500 every week to pretend to be a "boyfriend-free girl" who was interested in Chris's "attraction sign" and had sex with him, all the while pretending to a legit sweetheart?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had an Alexia in 14BC?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had an Alexia in 14BC?

Chris would fall in love with Alexa and ask her out on a date. Her response
"Sorry, but I would rather be recalled than be seen on a date with you."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was into Norse mythology instead of cartoons?

Would CWCville be in Alfheim?

 

[littleomega]

If I could make a Chris-chan anime, I'd take the money that I would have used for it and buy a big bag of weed instead.

You'd have to shoot it up to the moon afterwards tho

 

[Xanax]

If you could make a Chris Chan anime, who would you put in it? Who'd be the main villain? Who would you cut from the cast? What would the plot be?

Jiheishou Shippai Senshi Kurisu-chan no Densetsu na Daibouken

(translator's note: Autistic Fail Warrior Chris-chan's Legendary Adventure)

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If you could make a Chris Chan anime, who would you put in it? Who'd be the main villain? Who would you cut from the cast? What would the plot be?

If that’s the case, it would be a monster of the week style anime where Chris will fight different people.

What if Chris piloted a Sonichu theme Evangelion?

 

[Bennett Beeny]

What if Chris piloted a Sonichu theme Evangelion?

Insert obvious orange Fanta/tang joke here

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Insert obvious orange Fanta/tang joke here

*Synchro Rate 100000%, melts into LCL*

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris woke up one day to find that his arms had permanently turned blue?

 

[419]

What if Chris woke up one day to find that his arms had permanently turned blue?

distorted Green Hill Zone music playing in the distance

 

[thegooddoctor]

What if Chris had a magic lamp what he wish for?

 

[mertyville]

What if Chris had a magic lamp what he wish for?

Perhaps some of his characters to become physical... Who am I kidding? If they are truely real to him, he would just wish for some worthless toys or a bunch of money.

 

[littleomega]

What if Chris was actually right about the parallel universe bullshit he keeps blabbing about and he brings back sonichu to become the dictator of the United States.

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris entered an autism cocoon, and re-emerged as a stunning Sonichu butterfly?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What if a rip in the space-time continuum allowed pre-tranny Chris and post-tranny Chris to hook up?