Containment What If?

What if CWCVille could actually be accessed by the DDR Portal, but it’s been buried in the hoard?
 
What if every show Chris watches has subliminal messages saying "Grab the guns and commit schoolshooting"?
 
What if everytime he shits himself, he has one random superpower for 30 minutes (gender transformation, super strength, telekinesis, etc.)
 
What if Terry Crews BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCKED Chris on Twitter?
 
What if Chris had been an Xbox fanboy instead of a PS3 fanboy?

What would his gamertag be?
 
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