Containment What If?

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris knew that the NZ shooting will happen a month prior?

 

[Andromeda]

what if anthropologists find chris' bones 90,000 years from now and use it as a model to ressurect homo sapiens circa the 21st century

What if they assumed everything that clone Chris says is true? It would be the dawn of the Church of Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

what if anthropologists find chris' bones 90,000 years from now and use it as a model to ressurect homo sapiens circa the 21st century

(Not) our ancestor is inferior to its ancestors. Like human child, it relies on external forces. Once that force disappear, it dies. Also, what's this yellow artifact? (Holding the sonichu medallion)
Behaviour observation 1: Subject 982 has defecation problems; wearing diapers would make it angry, in the 21st century terms it was called "tard rage"

B.O. 2: Subject 982 has an instinct of fear in Cucumis Sativus. 982 has an anger trigger when shown a picture of Lee Hotti and various Sonic the Hedgeheg in Blue Arms.

What if Chris called 911 when Cryzel was tortured?

 

[UE 558]

What if CWC went into the gross fetish porn business

 

[Posthumorous]

What if CWC went into the gross fetish porn business

What if CWC is already in it and we just don't know it?

 

[Chocolate Guy]

What if Chris never got onto the internet?

 

[White bubblegum]

What if Chris lived in the hood instead of bumfuck virginia?

 

[yeahweknow]

What if Chris lived in the hood instead of bumfuck virginia?

graduated valedictorian

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris lived in the hood instead of bumfuck virginia?

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys would be a hip hop group instead of a boy band

 

[Tikbalang]

What would Chris do in the Battle Royale? His equipment: 20 inch Dildo

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What would Chris do in the Battle Royale? His equipment: 20 inch Dildo

He'd shit himself, do nothing, and be shot in the back of the head by the Kiriyama of the group.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if his anus was clogged that he can no longer shits himself?

 

[UE 558]

What if his anus was clogged that he can no longer shits himself?

He'd poop out of his mouth like cartman

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if Chris snorts cocaine?

 

[Tikbalang]

Every 50 years, 50 unaware men are sent to the world where there's only female human beings. Chris is one of those 50 men.
Will Chris be still loyal to magi-chan and mewtwo after he saw a tons of boyfriend-free women?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If Chris was born in a different part of the world, where would he thrive and actually develop as an human being?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If you were a pornstar and you knew who Chris was, would you continue to make porn after learning that Chris has bent his duck to you?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Every 50 years, 50 unaware men are sent to the world where there's only female human beings. Chris is one of those 50 men.
Will Chris be still loyal to magi-chan and mewtwo after he saw a tons of boyfriend-free women?

He would be beaten to death before the day was out.

 

[No_one]

What if Chris became Michael Jackson's close "friend" in his childhood?

 

[Falcon Brotherhood]

What if Chris became Michael Jackson's close "friend" in his childhood?

He''d be more fucked mentally but most likely end up the same.