Containment What If?

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What if Chris was a mythical creature like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

People would be no less willing to believe he exists.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if he was a head in a jar 1000 years into the future a la Futurama?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if he was a head in a jar 1000 years into the future a la Futurama?

Chris will rage that he has no hands to play the PlayStation 42.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Sonichu was sword and sorcery?

 

[Niklas]

What if Chris found a Time Machine?

 

[CWCissey]

What if he was a head in a jar 1000 years into the future a la Futurama?

I think the real question is if he would still appreciate the taste of Charleston Chew!

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris found a Time Machine?

Would he go visit young Chris at MHS?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Would he go visit young Chris at MHS?

"So... Old Chris... what advice do you have for me?"
"Just do whatever you feel like. Worked for me!"

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris found a Time Machine?

He would go back in time and fuck up his life 10x better than he does now. Becoming as big of a fuck up as Chris is takes time and energy.

I could see young Chris now... That young, fresh-faced autistic boy with a love for video games and he sees this wild-haired crazy cat lady looking guy coming at him screaming about "the internet", "trolls" and "becoming a tomgirl with a lesbian soul". Chris would go running behind Barb and Bob would use his old man man strength to beat the ever-loving tar out of Chris.

Chris getting a time machine would lead to a cosmic righting of the universe.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if there were no more girls left in the world for Chris?

 

[mapdark]

What if Chris came upon THIS ad during his "Axe is for straights" crusade?

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/never-thought-wed-see-heres-axe-ad-has-two-men-kissing-162360

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris came upon THIS ad during his "Axe is for straights" crusade?

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/never-thought-wed-see-heres-axe-ad-has-two-men-kissing-162360

Le gasp

I'd better spam that on "Sonic's Arms are NOT BLUE!" right now!

 

[Cure Passion]

What if Chris played League of Legends?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris played League of Legends?

Chris would pick a really obvious "Hey, look at me, I'm Christian Weston Chandler!" name, and play a Champion with an extremely girly design, like Jinx (flapper skin). He would stink at the game, perhaps able to best children, and never qualify for tournaments. He'd lose interest in a month.

 

[mapdark]

What if there were no more girls left in the world for Chris?

You're talking as if there ARE girls for Chris currently.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

You're talking as if there ARE girls for Chris currently.

Is Barb not female?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris ran a pizzeria?

 

[CWCissey]

Is Barb not female?

Barb doesn't count, Chris wants a fuckmummy, not actually mummy.

 

[Mick92]

What if there were no more girls left in the world for Chris?

Better yet: What if there were no more MALES left in the world but Chris?

What if Chris ran a pizzeria?

It would have the same outcome than Chris owning anything food-related: It would be closed down within a month due to salubrity.

 

[CWCissey]

Better yet: What if there were no more MALES left in the world but Chris?

Mass suicides and the eventual extinction of humanity.