Containment What If?

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

...Well, now we have the setup for an 80's film staring a less-than-popular guy surrounded by jocks. The twist? The jocks would be the heroes after CWC inappropriately touches one of their girlfriends and the jocks beat the crap out of him.

 

[Dollars2010]

Spoiler

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I think whatever it could have done to help Chris would have been negated by being in contact with Borb. Without reinforcement at home, it would be easy for CWC to slip back into bad habits and the Chandlers' attitudes would undermine everything that the school does. Look at high school. Chris was in special classes, ones that tried to teach him coping skills. Chris has forgotten these lessons and continued to act like the entitled brat that Borb allowed him to be.

Even if Borb had let him go, they probably wouldn't have accepted it. I see them as too stubborn, proud and stupid to allow anyone else to raise their special snowflake.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Given Chris's total lack of creative thought it would probably be the game Sonic Adventure staring Sonichu with pokemon training, a free roam CWCvile, and a possible dating sim in which Chris woos boyfriend free girls, beats up Jerkops who try and stop him and maybe he has to beat Mary lee Walsh in a guitar hero match.

It would basically be an ego driven mess, trying to cram in every element, set piece, and character from Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon that he remembers to plagiarise, all the while trying to have a game about his chaotic combo and be life story about himself, his quest for china and a revenge fantasy against various people and groups.

So yeah something utterly unplayable and bizarre with the most cramped collection of gameplay elements, story, narrative and tone ever seen in any piece of interactive media.

In other words...

 

[exball]

What if instead of McDonalds, Chris frequented Subway? Don't ask me why I thought of this.

It would take him 30 damn minutes to order a sandwich, I'm sure.


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What if Chris went out in full tomgirl at nearby University of Virginia, and some douchey frat bro invited him to a pig party?

For a weekend filled with drinking and debauchery?

I thanked your post just because I like your new signature.

I thanked your post because I like your AquaBomber avatar.

Anyways, I would expect him to eventually tard rage and challenge Null to a fight, in which Chris would then immediately run away from.

Chances are Null would be absolutely wasted and chase Chris down in drunken rage. After all alcohol would make the smell of Chris go away.

Spoiler

Still too cute to be Chris.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

What if they created him in Soul Caliber and beat him up? Or gave him a curse? Or put a Lego figure of him in a jar and shook it? Assuming Chris found out, how would he react?

 

[QI 541]

"HE SET ME ON FIRE!"

 

[Henry Bemis]

By doing so, that person has renounced his personhood and has been filled from the crown to the toe-top full of direst trollery.

 

[QI 541]

Also, that is a ridiculously large and distracting signature you have there OP.

 

[Dr RobotDick]

I, for one, have so many questions I'd like to ask him and so many things I'd like to pick his brain about that if he could get over his paranoia and reverse-sexism, then it might actually be enjoyable for him. I think I would probably freak out on him if we hung out more than once or twice, just out of sheer frustration and disgust. But for those first two times, I couldn't help but treat him like some revered genius.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I would give him a DVD of "Brokeback Mountain"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster would like to think that the Hulkster would inspire Chris to change his ways through the power of Hulkamania.

 

[c-no]

So Chris hangs out with us forumers for a week of drinking and debauchery? Well I can't drink due to being under-age but if Chris hanged out with us, he would take pictures of us all and try to know both our forum names and real names, try to post on facebook and hope the trolls would rain down upon us instead of him. But since there is drinking he might get drunk, give the pics to one of us and delete them. I got a ps3 but I don't think I would want Chris to play it.

 

[random_pickle]

He'll try to make the female members into his sweethearts from the ground up.

 

[LordCustos3]

Well, considering every time OPL curses someone they go onto to great success and happiness, all those cursings wll turn OPL in Brad Pitt.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His dirty crapped briefs wouldn't be as big of a deal, brother

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

What if trolls sent Chris a RealDoll?

 

[timtommy]

He would blame trolls for something that clearly was not the troll's doing.

Oh wait..

 

[Meeko]

I think whatever it could have done to help Chris would have been negated by being in contact with Borb. Without reinforcement at home, it would be easy for CWC to slip back into bad habits and the Chandlers' attitudes would undermine everything that the school does.

Kids are only in school six hours a day, so a home life that's not supporting what they're learning will overpower even the best education. And then once he "graduated", he would just devolve into the wreck you see today under Borb's constant care.

Pretty much this. There might have been slightly more potential for someone to step in and mentor Chris and he'd have been in a slightly more beneficial setting, but ultimately he would've backtracked as soon as he got home. I'd like to think that he'd have been better off, although it's unlikely.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Chris would have the most meaningful social interaction since his high school days.

I'll start off with my own workplace as an example.

I work at a large local movie theater chain. We do have manajerks and security jerkops to kick out anyone causing a disturbance at the theaters, and occasionally we do get our share of weirdos who do outrageous things like flashing their duck in defiance of authority. As for what I think Chris would do, I think he would loiter around playing handheld vidya in between seeing tomgirl-esque movies such as Spring Breakers or something. Me and my coworkers, having nothing better to do in between the busy periods when movies start, would stare and whisper about his strange appearance and mannerisms. Undoubtedly Chris would want to buy something ridiculously overpriced and unhealthy at our concession stands, such as a 44 oz. full-sugared soda (with a free refill!) and a q-sand hotdog. Chris would probably purchase the overpriced and unhealthy items from one of the cute, high school-aged female cashiers, and his staring (along with his odor which would overwhelm the strong popcorn smell) would make the poor girl uncomfortable. I look like a high school-aged girl myself, and if I were filling Chris's order I would want to fill it as quickly as possible to get his gangly tomgirl appearance and odor out of my vicinity. You see, at my workplace we're disallowed to use our cellphones on the job, so I wouldn't be able to take pictures or record Chris anyway.

But let's say Chris does get himself into trouble by loitering too much, or harassing the female movie patrons. As I mentioned earlier my workplace does have manajerks and security jerkops on hand at all times for interesting situations such as this. While the manajerks may be severely weirded and grossed out by Chris, they would have no problem exercising their authority since they would have the jerkops accompanying them. If the manajerks were male, Chris would try to intimidate them somehow, but if they were female, he would leer at them inappropriately (both of our female manajerks are attractive young adults). Either case would cause Chris to be ban-hammered and/or arrested, yet again. And this encounter would make an interesting story to tell around our workplace for the ages.