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yeah along those lines, what i said was just an example of what he would use it forPikonic said:
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and Tiffany Gowen.
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I think I would get that kid who starred in those terrible Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies to play Chris as a little kid. I don't know why, it just looks like it would fit so well.
They would all overrun Charlottesville, and eventually all of Virginia. The state would become a barren wasteland where only Chris' many clones wander aimlessly, struggling to get around in their dirty, crapped briefs. Whispering the words "troll" over and over.
They would all overrun Charlottesville, and eventually all of Virginia. The state would become a barren wasteland where only Chris' many clones wander aimlessly, struggling to get around in their dirty, crapped briefs. Whispering the words "troll" over and over.
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I think there'd be quite a few rebellions when he tried to institute GodBear as the national religion.
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If Chris had a cloning machine, and was rapidly reproducing himself, the United States Air Force would be forced to conduct a nuclear strike on Ruckersville, VA in order to save mankind from certain doom and destruction at the hands of a horde of depraved, autistic manchildren!
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Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.
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As a guy who lives near a couple of ghettos, and even knows people who live in them I can say he'd probably get robbed since he tends to waste his SSI money on flashy gadgets nobody really needs on that income, and he'd carry that shit around wherever he goes and eventually get held up at least once. He'd then probably scream or cry and try to fight back and possibly get shot or stabbed.
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It would be worse than the zombie apocalypse could ever be. Also, no doomsday prepper/survivalist/militia type could EVER be prepared for this kind of horror, no matter how well thought out their bugout camps are!
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Chris's pretty white 18-31 year old co-star is about to pull down his pants....when Marvin walks into the scene in his pickle suit and asks her if she wants to watch "Watchmen" on Blu-ray. 
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Then we must nuke all of Virginia to end their misery
At least I didn't say that any poor soul that gets touched by Chris will be turned into Chris. All except
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CWCissey said:
I'm thinking more Charles I of England. Or Carlos II of Spain, as someone already mentioned.
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He'd have more room in hisRight Back Man said:
Also, he'd be closer to his dream of being a tomgirl
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No one would notice. Especially Chris.
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What if Chris tried to learn an instrument? Too much effort, but then again, if he can spend several hours building Lego sets, he can spend time learning an instrument.