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What if the Chris wasn't Chris, but a Chris-Thing?
Then we would know that there exists a completely harmless alien civilization somewhere that shits itself and does nothing.
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Then we would know that there exists a completely harmless alien civilization somewhere that shits itself and does nothing.
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Given that Chris shuns human contact, we'd be perfectly safe.What if the Chris wasn't Chris, but a Chris-Thing?
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This would be part of the first day of class. It doesn't matter that some things have changed since then. Chris would probably want it played just so he can hear himself talk.
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The good part about Chris videos is you can put on captions and randomly stop it anywhere and something mildly entertaining will emerge
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The Apocalypse?
The spergopalypse.
Entire healthcare systems would collapse as the Chris' pepper spray innocent game store workers everywhere, the economy would crash due to them only buying Sonic crap while taking everyone's tax dollars, the toxic gases would kill millions.
And such.
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What if Chris is gradually getting worse and worse because of a teleportation accident, and in the near future he's going to become a giant insect?
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Scientist shave found a giant cockroach near Ruckersville that will eat anything and smelly horribly. It reacts in a bizarre rage to blue sleeves, so caution is advised when choosing your shirt.
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Read CWCollateral.
He will be a felon by 35, and be disqualified.
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Being a felon does not actually disqualify one from the office of President.
The only qualifications are in Article II, and consist of being 35 years of age and a natural-born citizen of the United States who has resided in the United States for at least 14 years.
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What if Chris entered a video game tournament and won?
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He'd be classified Safe and probably be a joke SCP.
What if Chris was D Class personnel assigned to SCP-682?