Containment What If?

What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with game shows instead of Sonic? what if Chris(tine) went on a game show?
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These twin autists (savant) have been obsessed with the 100000 Pyramid since 1974. They started with general game shows - the gameshow stuff starts around 19 mins


I seriously doubt he'd put the effort in that they do, though.
 
FernandoPooTragedy said:
Random question, but does anybody have any idea why Chris never went Incel? I would have thought that would be the direction she went in. At least, before transitioning.
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Curious, isn't it? He was a virgin with rage, but for some reason chose to blame police, mall cops, and other authority figures, instead of blaming the women who rejected him.
 
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Francine StripeCheer said:
Curious, isn't it? He was a virgin with rage, but for some reason chose to blame police, mall cops, and other authority figures, instead of blaming the women who rejected him.
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Because his obsession with finding and making the perfect girlfriend drove him to see girls as little innocent empty-minded beings who needed a strong man like Chris to guide them. Which is why it has such a big impact on him when a woman does something he hates like MLW outlawing true love or that girl he saw smoking in middle school.
 
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What if Chris starts playing Dungeons and Dragons?
DM: Chris Chan
Party: Sockness, Sarah, Steve, and MKR
 
Tikbalang said:
What if Chris starts playing Dungeons and Dragons?
DM: Chris Chan
Party: Sockness, Sarah, Steve, and MKR
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Chris claims they're chronicling the real adventures of their self-counterparts in C-197. They all roll the most ridiculously overpowered munchkin-y characters imaginable and name them some gay shit. Sarah/Steve and MKR start fighting over who gets to sit next to Chris, and Sockness keeps trying to flirt with Chris while in character. Chris, meanwhile, uses one of his various self-inserts as a godmode DMPC to railroad them along and undo any actions they take that he doesn't like. Eventually he gets fed up because they won't listen, pulls a Rocks Fall Everyone Dies, and flounces out of the room while proclaiming that this didn't really happen in C-197 and they were abusing their OCs.
 
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FunkyFresh87 said:
What if someone spliced the DNA of Tommy Tooter, Johnathan Yaniv, Chris, and Len Shaner to make a super lolcow?
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The defective genes would just create a new Hartley Hooligan and it would die before we get any content.

The original and currently dead Hartley Hooligans, of course, are smarter than this new abomination.
 
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With the recent and disastrous w-e-e-n-e-r-y in mind, what if the internet was never invented, or Chris didn't have access to it? How different would his life be, and where would he be now then?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
With the recent and disastrous w-e-e-n-e-r-y in mind, what if the internet was never invented, or Chris didn't have access to it? How different would his life be, and where would he be now then?
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He'd still be the village idiot of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, but no one outside of that area would know of him. Maybe he could potentially get a job. But I don't think that's likely considering he couldn't even handle a job at Wendy's longer than a month.
 
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What if we had never discovered Chris? Where would we be? How would our lives be diffirent?
 
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