Containment What If?

[Taint_fairy]

What if the movie Brigsby Bear was kinda based on CWC lore?

 

[jc17]

I wonder what kind of fresh hell it would have been if Chris got into Steven Universe instead of Mlp.

Well, we wouldn't have any of this mlp/sonichu garbage that's been infecting his comics for years now... oh, and no trading card game.

... so far, it's an improvement.

 

[Metatarsupial]

What if a museum took a legit interest in Chris's art, being how art snobs are, showcasing Chris's drawings and looking at them while making comments like: "here, you can see the artists struggle."

If any of that were true the merge would be real.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if all the Cwcki articles were copied to a portable wikireader?

 

[Joe Swanson]

What if Chris was born in the late 80s-early 90s (with Bob and Barb being the same age when they had him irl)

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if Chris was born in the late 80s-early 90s (with Bob and Barb being the same age when they had him irl)

If they were aware and knew how to help cope Chris's autism, He'd probably be okay.

 

[Meat Pickle]

What if Chris was a demon slayer? What would be his breathing technique?

 

[Metatarsupial]

What if Chris had a real girlfriend/wife and a real child?

Hear me out.

What if, post Barb, Chris found a reasonable home, started acting "somewhat normal" and actually found himself someone who wasn't too choosy.

Is that even possible? Could losing Barb, having some actual freedom, and finding (not likely) someone change him?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris had a real girlfriend/wife and a real child?

Hear me out.

What if, post Barb, Chris found a reasonable home, started acting "somewhat normal" and actually found himself someone who wasn't too choosy.

Is that even possible? Could losing Barb, having some actual freedom, and finding (not likely) someone change him?

The people who give chris money will go so far out of their fucking way to make sure chris doesn't improve himself that it isn't funny

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a hitman?

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

What if Borb dies from Chris falling on her?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if Chris became a hitman?

Like The Accountant?

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if the recording of Chris’s screams was real and got leaked?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if the recording of Chris’s screams was real and got leaked?

Good question.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

What if Chris became a hitman?

First he’d have to procure a gun, of which his various mental disorders and criminal record would make him ineligible to purchase one legally. If he went the black market route, he’d probably get shot himself either trying to haggle the dealer down or making the transaction too high profile and risky to the point where he’d be shot out of practicality.

Then if he managed to actually get a cheap SNS or an old, second-hand snubnose and somehow figure out which ammunition he‘d need, he’d end up posting on Twitter, Facebook, Craigslist, etc soliciting his services. He’d interrupt Twitter conversations to ask people if they have any JERKS they want dead. Cue a SWAT team being sent to 14BC court and Chris actually getting a prison sentence.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris would probably not understand how to safely use, store, and clean the gun, and would end up shooting his own nads off. It is fated and destined.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris would probably not understand how to safely use, store, and clean the gun, and would end up shooting his own nads off. It is fated and destined.

Or his delusions worsen to the point where he believes his Megatron pistol is an actual firearm. There was actually some controversy surrounding them back in 84’: They weren’t manufactured with that little orange cap for the first production wave and parents were worried that it would predispose their children towards gun violence.

 

[CraBman]

What if the wééns were true and honest trolls and the trolls were wééns?

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

What if all the Cwcki articles were copied to a portable wikireader?

You'd have created a sigil containing all of our species' useful information. Send them to undeveloped areas with no internet access, or on interstellar probes for aliens to find.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if the wééns were true and honest trolls and the trolls were wééns?

THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS