Containment What If?

What if Chris started taking hallucinogenics like LSD? What if he was able to actually confront his mental state under their influence?

He smoked weed, but nothing came of it (must've not been strong). If he were taking higher does, who knows? I'd speculate Chris would cry, crap himself and end up in Ohio.
 
He'd try and fight the dictator, but would end up stress sighing, captured by the secret police, who would deem him a complete nonthreat and let him go. After all, even in a world like this, people wouldn't listen to a 30 year old autistic manchild who is a tomgirl. ;)

I think Morgan Freeman should narrate it and Bill Murray should play Chris, for some reason.

Also Patrick Stewart and Samuel L. Jackson both play trolls.

My name is Clyde Motha-fucking Cash
 
what if a real, triple a sonichu game was made? a multi-million dollar project being made by a massive mainstream dev like ea or ubisoft. what would it be like? would it sell?
 
what if a real, triple a sonichu game was made? a multi-million dollar project being made by a massive mainstream dev like ea or ubisoft. what would it be like? would it sell?
It'd be the most innocent perception of Chris's life, not too dissimilar to what most people thought of him and his love quest before some of the grimier shit came to the surface (the harassment of Meg, the nudes, the freakouts, etc). I think society now would be accepting of an autistic protagonist or supporting character, but not on the level of Chris. Who knows. Maybe in 30-40 years one of us Kiwis will become a world-renowned director and give us the Joker equivalent of a Chris-Chan biopic.
 
Shiiiiit, what would his mutant ability be?
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What if The Captain and Null never interfered in the Idea Guy Saga?
What if Chris was the only sane person where everyone acted like him?
What if Chris was sent to an autistic school?
What if a tournament was held to see who was the strongest troll?
What if Sockness put a curse on Chris that made anyone who came in contact with him to die a horrible death?
What if Chris had a quirk (My Hero Academia)?
What if Chris never drew porn of Megan?
What if the w e e n s all died?
 
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What if The Captain and Null never interfered in the Idea Guy Saga?
What if Chris was the only sane person where everyone acted like him?
What if Chris was sent to an autistic school?
What if a tournament was held to see who was the strongest troll?
What if Sockness put a curse on Chris that made anyone who came in contact with him to die a horrible death?
What if Chris had a quirk (My Hero Academia)?
What if Chris never drew porn of Megan?
What if the w e e n s all died?
The Ideatists would get more of his money and Sonichu would be even crazier.
He'd probably end up just as insane as everyone else.
We wouldn't laugh at him as much.
Chris would win.
Barb dies horribly a bit earlier.
Real life Sonichu
We wouldn't laugh at him as much.
Everyone on this site dies.
 
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What if The Captain and Null never interfered in the Idea Guy Saga?
Something would’ve happened anyway. Wise (as Ballzymaker) kept contacting forum members either to gloat or get more people to assist in his extortion, so sooner or later a few good samaritan kiwis would’ve gone out of their way to help Chris in the same way.

Cap was obsessed with Chris and being involved in Christory though so I’m assuming these hypothetical kiwis wouldn’t make it known who specifically helped Chris and wouldn’t reveal the extent of Chris’s vulnerability to RP.
 
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What if Chris became immortal due to all the Fanta-cum he drinks?
I would like something equal to that of a story if you will provide that details Chris walking around in our destroyed world.
 
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