Containment What If?

[Lipitor]

What if Chris maced the employee at Gamestop the other way?

Spoiler

He'd be a male-lesbian Dark Souls

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was good at character development but nothing else?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was good at character development but nothing else?

He'd be physically disabled, not mentally.

What if Chris met Barack Obama and his family in the White House?

 

[Lipitor]

He'd be physically disabled, not mentally.

What if Chris met Barack Obama and his family in the White House?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris and Kengle switched bodies a la Freaky Friday

Kengle would be disappointed with how uneventful Chris' life actually is.

Chris would still be a dumpy, aging sped living with his ancient parents so nothing much would change.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob was still alive now?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Bob was still alive now?

He'd be completely senile, a lot more disappointed in Chris or both.

So what would happen if a gang of weens tried to invade Chris' house?

 

[normankrasner]

Spoiler

It'd also be like that Rocko episode where Heffer Wolfe went to the gym.

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or that Beavis and Butt-head episode where they got a trial membership at a gym

Spoiler: B&B Pumping Iron

what if Chris went to a catholic school instead the Borb home school, Green County, and Chesterfield County schools?

 

[Lipitor]

what if Chris went to a catholic school instead the Borb home school, Green County, and Chesterfield County schools?

Lol they don't let tards mainstream there.

 

[normankrasner]

Lol they don't let tards mainstream there.

they also don't provide door to door short bus service that Chris got

What if Chris was a TV?

he'd cost a much as a fancy 4k tv (no haggle) but he'd perform like a cheap brand known of TV known for unreliability like Westinghouse and need constant repairs or replacement

What if Chris was a Bond villain?

Dr No (haggle)

 

[Lipitor]

they also don't provide door to door short bus service that Chris got

They also repress homo/tranny tendencies. Still they put you in equally embarrassing outfits...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was chased out of LGBT events by an angry mob of Trans folk?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was chased out of LGBT events by an angry mob of Trans folk?

Assuming he somehow escapes, he'd whine on Facebook and do a 180 on his pro-LgBT stance, and claim trans people are all a bunch of evil JERKS out to stop him from getting laid. Of course, he'd still dress as a woman and claim to be one, because it's totally different when he does it.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if some masochistic, martyr of a troll with China decided to invite Chris inside her, only so she can intentionally give him an STD?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if some masochistic, martyr of a troll with China decided to invite Chris inside her, only so she can intentionally give him an STD?

She'd be trolling herself more than anything else.

 

[BillRiley]

What if Chris was a Bond villain?

He'd be Poofinger.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris's role model was Forrest Gump?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris's role model was Forrest Gump?

from those 15 Dr. Peppers.

What if Crystal (twin) was real and lived her life with Chris, at least until she was eighteen?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Crystal (twin) was real and lived her life with Chris, at least until she was eighteen?

At age 8, She'd have choked Christian in his sleep and told Borb she didn't know what happened.

 

[Marvin]

What if Crystal (twin) was real and lived her life with Chris, at least until she was eighteen?

Chris just absorbed Crystal in utero.