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Man, the look on Chris's face would be priceless. He'd short circuit for sure. I can just see the last cohesive though being ERROR: SYNTAX before the white noise sets in.What If Donald Trump Met Chris Chan, Somehow??
Chris would try to transform into Sailor Moon, shit himself, and start crying for Barb.What If Donald Trump Met Chris Chan, Somehow??
No way, He’d Turn Into Sailor Megtune first, than he’d cry for Barb, and then he’d shit himself. In that Order.Chris would try to transform into Sailor Moon, shit himself, and start crying for Barb.
What if some ween wrote a bible revolving around Chris' godhood delusion?
Doubt it, he'd probably take a week to "shift out" of being "sonichu"... by that time that Toyota Corolla he won would've already been given to the guy in 2nd place.What if someone says Chris won a contest, but he doesn't get the prize since he's not "Chris" but "Sonichu" right now? Do you think he'd cut that shit out?
What if someone says Chris won a contest, but he doesn't get the prize since he's not "Chris" but "Sonichu" right now? Do you think he'd cut that shit out?
Too much work - they're almost all as retarded and lazy as Chris (and some are more).I'm surprised they haven't already.
"There are some matters I as a goddess need to discuss with you, among which..."What If Donald Trump Met Chris Chan, Somehow??
What if Chris discovered the cure for the virus?
Isn't voluntary manslaughter not malicious?Depends if it was culpable enough to constitute voluntary manslaughter. Many states including Virginia have a "slayer statute" that prohibits inheriting from someone you killed, usually requiring it be intentional. So if the accident would have to be the result of something so grossly negligent that it basically adds up to legal intent.
So in all likelihood, if he did kill Blarb accidentally, such as by knocking over a pile of Blarbhoard on her (as happened to famous hoarders the Collyer Brothers), he'd probably just end up the sole owner of the house on 14 BC.
I don't think it's going to be pressing shiny rocks against your forehead or playing Tetris 99 for 10 straight hours, so I feel confident in saying that the probability of that is zero.What if Chris discovered the cure for the virus?
He'd be a more mainstream cow since he'd probably go viral. One of Chris's original selling points, other than the comics, were his ridiculous covers of popular pop songs. I'd fucking love to see Simon Cowell's reaction to "So Need A Cute Girl".What if Classic Era Chris-Chan tried to audition on American Idol?
What if someone says Chris won a contest, but he doesn't get the prize since he's not "Chris" but "Sonichu" right now? Do you think he'd cut that shit out?