Containment What If?

i guess when is a better word but how do you think Chris would react. And what would Barb do? (Assuming shes still alive).
 
Assuming they'd hire him, I imagine it'd be as a busboy, filling up the waters and taking the plates up when someone leaves. I can see him being at least somewhat competent over that and I can see him ingratiating himself to Samy and Amy as far as internet trolls and haters go. He'd probably give them a whole new level of paranoia over "the enemy", but would eventually be fired when he did the inevitable.

I actually think Samy would scare him off of Amy for the most part, so he wouldn't do it there. No, I see Chris trying to chat up the ladies when he went to fill up glasses and I see him trying to butt heads occasionally with Samy. He would probably harass one of the female coworkers, but might get away with that depending on how well he's in with the owners. Eventually he'd be fired for mouthing off to Samy, though.

Re: What if Chris was put in a mental institution

This is sort of similar to the threads about Chris going into an assisted living home, unless you mean the very strict mental institutions where nobody would be let outside of the building/complex without a guard of some sort. Most of these require someone to have been pretty much 100% incapable of taking care of themselves and by that I mean that they aren't even capable of doing things such as getting out of bed, going to the bathroom, or such. The other type of person that gets into a MI are the ones who are such a huge danger to themselves and others that there's a very, VERY real threat of them killing someone or severely beating someone. Chris really isn't even remotely there yet. One of my favorite areas in town has a home nearby for the mentally ill and many of them are nearly incapable of caring for themselves- and this is a home that will put them out onto the streets for a few hours each day to get "air".

So I doubt he'd go to a MI anytime soon, if at all. The only other way people get into those places is if they're wealthy and put away because their family doesn't want to put up with them.

In any case, that aside and playing along...

I think he'd do relatively well. Chris would rankle at first over the constant rules and regulations, such as having to give up all of his electronics. He probably wouldn't be allowed on the Internet unsupervised, if at all. Maybe get to send out e-mails or so, but that'd probably be about it. In its own way this would be very like a prison in what they can and can't do. Eventually he'd settle in and once that's done, there would only be some grumbling every once in a while about things. I can see him eventually getting out and then becoming upset that he isn't cared for 24/7 like he was when he was in the institution.

Barb would fight this at first, but assuming that this was required, she'd probably feed off of the idea of having someone who is so bad off that she cannot care for them herself. She strikes me as the type of lady who probably would've been a big Munchausen-er if she wasn't too lazy to pour the floor cleaner into Chris's food or visit Chris and Bob up in Midlo more often. Odds are that she'd die while Chris was in there, which would lead to even more of a shock for him when he got out because then he'd realize that his mother isn't going to be able to care for him. He'd know that she's dead, of course, but he wouldn't really realize what this meant until he got out.
 
Re: What if Chris was put in a mental institution

I could see him getting baker acted if he gets in trouble again with the law again but they only keep you there for a few days. I do not see him in a longterm mental hospitol.
 
Assuming he actually did carry it out, it'd be awful. The Cwcki would probably do the same thing they did with Bob when he died, and it'd just be horrible.

A few days later, Chris' spirit finds Ivy's spirit and starts hitting on her. Even in the afterlife, the Love Quest continues.

Tommy Wiseau if he were an obese crossdresser.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
He'll try to blow his brains out with his Megatron pistol, only to get the sensation of a rubber band hitting him in the head.
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He already did that.

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Imagine that he actually has enough brainpower and equipment to finally take revenge on the dang, dirty Trolls that have plagued his life for so long. What do you think he'd do to finally get his revenge?

I'm gonna say he'd try to bomb the Game Place, under the impression it's the Troll HQ or something. Of course, that'd fail miserably when there's a malfunction and the bomb explodes inside his car, taking him out in the process.
 
Given the revelations in the leak as to what he would do, he would likely make them watch as he murdered those they loved before torturing them to death personally with a rusty penknife, before doing the same to all christorians, IRL "Jerks", and finally anyone who he percieved to be denying him what is "his by right"

This is luckily about as likely as my duck gaining sentience and declaring war on my colon.
 
Not sure if this has been done before, but I wonder - what would happen if someone changed characters around enough to not get into problems with Sega or Nintendo, but kept the names, drew it in a more aesthetically pleasing and clear way, but kept some "important" events (like that prophecy stuff), then sold it, not crediting Chris to anything?

How do you think he would react? Do you think he'd actually go to the effort of trying to sue, or just rant on facebook for a while, or something else?
 
Do the exact same thing to what the trolls did to Chris even though the trolls no longer cared about him!

That'll show them!
 
ChristmasDuck said:
Not sure if this has been done before, but I wonder - what would happen if someone changed characters around enough to not get into problems with Sega or Nintendo, but kept the names, drew it in a more aesthetically pleasing and clear way, but kept some "important" events (like that prophecy stuff), then sold it, not crediting Chris to anything?

How do you think he would react? Do you think he'd actually go to the effort of trying to sue, or just rant on facebook for a while, or something else?
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Chris would rant on facebook, saying that the author is a troll whose trying to steal his work and anger him. He would say he'd try to sue but seeing as how lazy Chris is, he would most likely not sue the "thief".
 
Chris and Amy would become bffs and constantly jabber about the ]:(P
They would eventually realize that they are perfect for each other
Amy, not wanting to lose her sugar daddy, will convince Samy that polyandry is the solution to all their problems
Then she and Chris will have nasty food sex
And they will all raise Amy and Samy's child together (She's currently pregnant)
And of course they'll raise a magnificent mainstreamed manchild ("THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CHILD YOU ARE JUST HATERS!")
Only this time
The manchild will have been born into money.
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chris would hate it there because amy and samy use loud shouting voices.
 
Here's how I think it'd happen:

Some magical being tells Chris that he could take any revenge on his enemies without any repercussions whatsoever. Nobody would ever find out or be able to prove it, regardless of what they did. Any proof they had would magically disappear. And of course Chris would get to see all of this firsthand, with his enemies knowing that it was him that caused all of it. The only drawback? Once it's in motion, he can't stop it.

I think that Chris would go through various scenarios before finally settling on one where he has several trolls die in horrible and gruesome ways instantly. Others I think that he'd have get tortured and grovel at his feet beforehand. I think that he might even let one or two survive, such as having Megan survive and becoming a brainless love slave for a few years. It would sound perfect to him and I can see him saying that every person that ever input anything onto the CWCki or ED would die.

Then would come the reality. This would sound fun at first but then once the bloody death began, he'd start getting scared because he would actually see people die horribly one after the other. He'd realize that there's a difference between the death he imagined for them and the reality he's seeing. What's worse is that he'd know that they knew that he was responsible for their pain and suffering. He'd have to hear several of them curse him until their dying breath. I can see him trying to stop this and shitting himself because he couldn't stop it. I can see him going insane from this.

He might occasionally have fun with his love slaves or pets, but ultimately he'd get horrified by them as well because he knows that it isn't real. He would otherwise be able to enjoy that part except that they'd remind him of the others that died first. I can see him not wanting anything to do with them after a while and then getting upset because he couldn't keep them away even with restraining orders.

Even if he managed to get around the mental trauma from watching everyone die, Chris would soon realize that the trolls aren't the reason for his failure in life... and that he's his own worst troll.

Pretty much what c-no said. Chris would throw a fit, threaten to sue, and do pretty much everything he did with the Asperchu saga.
 
ChristmasDuck said:
Do you think he'd actually go to the effort
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No

But really, if someone changed it around enough that it wasn't infringing on Sega/Nintendo's copyrights anymore, Chris wouldn't ever figure it out. Sonichu is the true and honest parodic combination of Sonic and Pikachu, and he'd never be able to conceive of another comic being "the same" without important details like that.
 
What if Chris got a Job...
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X ÷ 0 = :briefs:

It doesn't matter what the job is, Chris will not participate. He'll stress sigh, shit his pants, and just stay in front of his PS3 until someone leaves a voicemail telling him "you're fired. JUUUUUULLLAAAAYYY!!"

Kosher Dill said:
ChristmasDuck said:
Do you think he'd actually go to the effort
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No

But really, if someone changed it around enough that it wasn't infringing on Sega/Nintendo's copyrights anymore, Chris wouldn't ever figure it out. Sonichu is the true and honest parodic combination of Sonic and Pikachu, and he'd never be able to conceive of another comic being "the same" without important details like that.
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If you removed all the infringing materials, it would just be a totally different comic. The only elements in Sonichu that doesn't take liberties with exiting intellectual properties would be Chris' own idiotic adventures. At that point, it'd just be the Сhris Сhan comic. ~THAT~ I can see being pretty interesting, and I can see Chris being mildly annoyed, but he wouldn't do much about it stress sighing and going back to his daily routine of... uh... whatever the hell he does all day long. :briefs:
 
I think Chris would try to act like this amazing big brother but in reality she would hate his guts. I don't think he would touch her but I think he would fantasize about it and if she ever came on to him he wouldn't reject her. Chris is a lot of things I don't think he would harm a child just yet once Barb is completely out of the picture we will see the true and honest Chris come out.
 
You could say he's already killing himself, what with his diet, lifestyle, and condition of his living quarters.

But if Chris was to actually kill himself, it'd be awful. I think, most depressingly, we, the despised legions of trolls, would be the only ones to really mourn him. The rest of his acquaintances would feel bad for a moment, then move on and forget him.

Don't know what would happen to Barb, though.
 
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