Containment What If?

Great Unclean Chris said:
he would probably be a SPESS MAHREEN fanboy or a Slaanesh fanboy like every other typical 13-y/o 40k fantard
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I'd think he'd be an Nid fan or Necrons...Necrons because he'd be able to build and paint an army within a day, Nids because of the sheer numbers he can have on the battlefield.

BTW, I love your avatar.
 
He would be an inquisitor. His goal would be to root out trolls, things not true and honest heresy, etc. There would be various sonichu themed figures with ridiculously min-maxed stats.

Obligatory Meme Joke:

DIRTY CRAPPED ARMOR!:
 
captkrisma said:
I'd think he'd be an Nid fan or Necrons...Necrons because he'd be able to build and paint an army within a day, Nids because of the sheer numbers he can have on the battlefield.
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Naw he would definitely not be a Nids or crons fan. He would definitely be a Spesh marheeen player of some kind(probably ultramarines or the gay knights), because thats the army GW mostly markets, and chris will definitely jump the space marine bandwagon like every other 13- y/o that first discovers 40k (btw Marines are very easy to paint and build to)
captkrisma said:
BTW, I love your avatar.
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:tomgirl:

cubesandcubes said:
He would be an inquisitor. His goal would be to root out trolls, things not true and honest heresy, etc. There would be various sonichu themed figures with ridiculously min-maxed stats.

Obligatory Meme Joke:

DIRTY CRAPPED ARMOR!:
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Lol forgot about gay knights (though they're pretty much another spess mahreen chapter now)

JarlaxleBaenre said:
I would do my best to let him know that 40K is the Sonichu to Hawkmoon's Sonic and Elric's Pokemon. :tomgirl:
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what?
 
Chris would envy the guy, call him a jerk and a troll and assault him. He would later get arrested by the police and is thrown in jail on assault charges.
 
Knowing that Chris is depressed lately, and doesn't seem to have much positive coming his way any time soon... how would you/the community react to Chris (somehow) killing himself?
 
I would be really sad. It would be like a famous comedian committing suicide.

I doubt Chris would succeed at suicide, but he might attempt it if he got depressed enough.

His suicide attempts would be lulzy.

It would be a bottle of Flintstones vitamins followed by a few Bud Lights. At worse it would give him a sick stomach and a bad case of :briefs:

He'll try to blow his brains out with his Megatron pistol, only to get the sensation of a rubber band hitting him in the head.

He might buy a cheap pellet gun and try suicide by cop. That probably is the most likely, but he's afraid of cops.

I really don't know how he'd commit suicide, but he'd probably just threaten to do it, with some people saying DO IT FAGGOT and some white knights trying to get him help. Worse come to worse, he'd be admitted into the mental ward with depression, with a possibility of them finally finding out what's wrong with him.
 
Re: What if OPL was trolled by SomethingAwful instead of 4ch

That's right, Lowtax! Go and play with your mangosteen!
 
So let's Barb get some money, and move to Arizona being close by Anna drive over a basicly holds Chris hand in look for work, they work into ABC and Chris contect with Amy and Samy ranting about the Trolls and internet bully and next thing you know Chris is ABC new head waiter
for those who are unaware of Amy's Baking Company it basically a resturant run by a people similar to Chris they even have an ED page
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Amy%27s_Baking_Company
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Type who would take chris money
1) Sleezzy lawyer (I'm going to sue that Megan for sending Clyde Cash after you, leaves the billing counter running when he goes golfing)
2) Self-publish houses (we made Gloria Tesh a best seller and we will make you one too)
3) dating sites
4) gold diggers
5) Regular con men (floardia land for sale make sure you mom taking care of)
6) The croude home I saw on 60 mintues
7) Televangelist
8) That guy who he when to speach threapy with who already trick him out of money
9) Barb
10) Mcdonald's
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Fly himself and Gloria Tesch out to Arizona for a nice quiet meal at Amy's Baking Company.

Him sitting at one of their tables playing vidyawith an attraction sign (the more vulgar the better), is a way better business model than they have now.
 
CatParty said:
Him sitting at one of their tables playing vidya with an attraction sign (the more vulgar the better), is a way better business model than they have now.
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this would at least get them some business.

Anyways, they would likely bitch about internet trolls together until Chris gets fired for scaring the few customers they have and being incompetent.
 
Kitchen Nightmares would return to Amy's Baking Company at Samy's behest, and Chef Gordon Ramsay would sit down and taste his meal and say "Is this a Hungry Man dinner? Really? And what's in this fanta?". Amy would get her gab in about the cyber bullies, but Chris would have the most to say, stringing Ramsay in with Michael Snyder and Megan. Ramsay would ask Chris what qualifies him to be head waiter and Chris would reply "I made Honor Roll in high school".

Chris would eventually be fired after touching Amy one too many times, with Amy in one event coming into the kitchen to find Chris rubbing a cake on his belly yelling "I'm your little candy man!".
 
What kind of movies would he make? Who would he cast? Would it be worse than 'Birdemic?'
 
He'd ask Cole to nominate him for the Oscars, and Cole would say "Only if you get that lying Republican sow to admit my true parentage".
 
If for some reason, Chirs actually chose to get a job at Amy's Baking Company, he would use it as a way on hitting on women who can be potential sweethearts, co-workers included, minus Amy. Aside from having something in common with the owners, Chris would also be a terrible employee, joining the sides of Samy and Amy in arguing against the "haters" and "trolls". Eventually, Chris would lose his job, whether it's the restaurant getting shut down or getting fired after bringing a sexual harassment lawsuit from a co-worker who doesn't tolerate his advances.
 
Chris would take the place over after Samy gets deported and run it slightly more competently. Mainly because I trust a homicidal retard more than I would trust convicted felons who seem to view a bakery as a money laundering shop.

Speaking of which, using a bakery as a money laundering op is so cliche. http://weeds.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bakery
 
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The Cool is one of my favorite Hip Hop albums ever created. It made me a huge Lupe Fiasco fan when it was released back in 2007. I wonder how Chris would react to album? I bet most of the messages in the music would go over his head.
 
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