Containment What If?

[GS 281]

What if Chris never became a tomgirl?

He never really did. He plays dress-up in Mommy's clothes.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a hermaphrodite?

All the reason more to call him Christine.

What if Chris was a sperm?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was a sperm?

He would end up in a tissue unless his owner "recycle" him.

Spoiler: After recycling

...in which case he would dissolves inside the digestive system.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris was a sperm?

This already happened:

In pretty much his lone accomplishment, he bested thousands/millions (???) of other sperms for the right to hole up in his mom's space for 9 months (then 33 years).

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris wanted to become a chola?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was his own Grandpa?

 

[A Skeleton]

What if Chris wanted to become a chola?

Spoiler

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was on dancing with the stars?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was an alien who was sent away from his dying planet as a baby and was adopted by a couple living in Smallville Kansas?

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris got to meet Patton Oswalt?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an alien who was sent away from his dying planet as a baby and was adopted by a couple living in Smallville Kansas?

That dying planet was called Autisticon.

What if Chris lived in Compton, LA?

 

[Wizzrobe]

What if Chris cut out this "lesbian identified male" bullshit and went back to being the Chris we all knew and loved?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris cut out this "lesbian identified male" bullshit and went back to being the Chris we all knew and loved?

I'd dig it.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris lived in Compton, LA?

And then he was kill.

 

[Tayjelir]

What if I could shapeshift and turned into Chris's PS3 and while he was playing I turned into a naked version of someone he hates and tell him to bend over, then turn into one of his sex dolls, run to where his mom's at, slap her ass in sex doll form, then turn into an eagle then fly away?

Would making Chris think even his own possessions are trolls cause him to snap?

 

[CWCissey]

What if I could shapeshift and turned into Chris's PS3 and while he was playing I turned into a naked version of someone he hates and tell him to bend over, then turn into one of his sex dolls, run to where his mom's at, slap her ass in sex doll form, then turn into an eagle then fly away?

Would making Chris thing even his own possessions are trolls cause him to snap?

Yawning Squirtle's best kush?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was on some musical tv show like American Idol or The Voice?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was on some musical tv show like American Idol or The Voice?

People will laugh at his performence and then soon forget him once he's out of the spotlight.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris was on some musical tv show like American Idol or The Voice?

First off, he'd fail miserably. That's a given. Only question would be, will one of the judges use a trigger word while criticizing him ("You're so naive for even showing up here today") in order for him to transform from meek Chris into the raging lolcow we all know and love.

 

[Zach_Kun]

What if Chris became a god?