Containment What If?

[Conrix]

What if Chris died, became an undead, and had to go here to start a pilgrimage?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris died, became an undead, and had to go here to start a pilgrimage?

Dunno about that last bit, but instead of "BRAINS!", Chris will be shouting at "BOOBIES!".

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was into woodworking?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was into woodworking?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris stayed at the Legoland hotel?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...11/legoland-hotel-resort-theme-park/27133983/

 

[Zach_Kun]

What if Chris became a yandere?

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris stayed at the Legoland hotel?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...11/legoland-hotel-resort-theme-park/27133983/

He wouldn't leave.

What if Chris was homeless (it'll happen sooner or later)?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris became a yandere?

Two words: Megan Shrine

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was fluent in 15 languages

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was fluent in 15 languages

He would be a great linguist, but not a very cunning one, so women won't let him lick their china even if he plead in 15 languages.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was fluent in 15 languages

He would blather like an idiot in every single one of them just the same.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris wanted to make a Sonichu movie?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris was char-grilled?

He would be dead.

What if Chris was homeless (it'll happen sooner or later)?

Then he would go to Rocky for help.

 

[Connor Bible]

What if Todd Solondz directed a European-ish arthouse movie about Chris?

 

[KingofManga420]

What if Todd Solondz directed a European-ish arthouse movie about Chris?

I would assume you would watch 5 minutes of it before losing concentration and masturbating

 

[Connor Bible]

I would assume you would watch 5 minutes of it before losing concentration and masturbating

It was a semi-serious question, actually.

 

[KingofManga420]

It was a semi-serious question, actually.

Sorry bro that was rude of me.

 

[Maruukat]

What if Chris starred in a horror movie?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris starred in a horror movie?

He would shit himself and get murdered.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was homeless (it'll happen sooner or later)?

Well, he couldn't possibly smell any worse than he already does, and a piss-soaked cardboard box in an alley would still be a much better, much cleaner home than 14 Branchland Court.

What if Chris starred in a horror movie?

Chris would run a motel with his mother, just like Norman Bates, the original tomgirl. Stabbing Janet Leigh to death would be the closest Chris has ever gotten to a running shower.