Containment What If?

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Maybe he would start making Sonichu Comics. His comics are pretty weird already, It would be interesting how weed would change his "creative process."
 
Necropost because I was thinking about this just today. Yes, I randomly think about Chris. No, I'm not in love with him and I don't wonder if he's OK. :lol:

According to the producer's notes on the film, Bill Murray's character spent the equivalent of ten years trying to break the time loop. That was enough time (once he gave up trying to kill himself) to learn the life stories of everyone in town, become fluent in French, become an expert pianist, win the affections of Andi McDowell's character and most importantly, become a stand-up guy instead of a selfish asshole, finally ending the loop.

Unfortunately, though, I think it would take CWC at least ten times as long to get his act together, given that not only is he highly resistant to change but it also takes him a long time to recognize the need for any kind of change in himself. It took him more than six years just to overcome his extreme gullibility and learn not to trust strangers on the internet (I'm guessing Barb never gave him the 'stranger danger' talk) and longer still to finally give up on his Love Quest and just get himself a hooker. Sure, it's progress, but it's damn near glacial progress, far beneath what any reasonable person could expect from even an autistic adult.
 
Donald would look like this.

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If I had the powers of God I wouldn't be doing anything with Chris. I'd be worried about making the world a better place for all mankind, or at least myself.

If I HAD to command Chris, I'd probably have him make racialist videos or something like that.
 
Leauge of fail:

I think that there should be a League of Fail, sort of like The League of Extraordinary Gentelmen, only composed of various contemporary "luminaries" instead of literary characters.

Of course, CWC would be a member. I would also nominate "David Mabus" aka Dennis Markruze, <vending machine hating game programmer with delusions of grandeur parodied many times by somethingawful> and Francis E. Dec

Who else should be a member?

What zappin adventures would they go on?
 
A bit off-topic, but I love Francis E. Dec. His rants are amazing and remind me a lot of Crazy Gail, actually:

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It's just beautiful to me to think how crazy people like this got their ideas out into the public consciousness before the advent of the Internet. Thinking back to the past few decades and things like Francis E. Dec's mass rant-mailing and that one guy putting those "Resurrect Dead on Planet Jupiter" tiles all over the US just brings back sentimental memories to me. Now that they have the Internet, conspiracy theorists and autistics don't have to try as hard and just aren't as special.
 
If living in modern Japan, Chris would officially marry an Anime girl pillow and bring it along to restaurants, parties etc.
 
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