Containment What If?

[Governor Jeb Bush]

What if Chris became President Of the USA?

 

[Dread First]

What if Chris became President Of the USA?

Chris would be literally every mid-2000s depiction of Dubya if he was ever elected president.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if CWCville actually exists, and this forum just so happens to be the only website in existence that their population can access? (Assuming the rest of the Internet has been successfully cut away with CWCensorship or something)

 

[Seth MacFartman]

What if Mia would've been Chris' Sweetheart?

 

[elkinbub]

What if Chris Farley lived and played Chris in a movie? I think Farley would have to show a little more range than usual but could pull off the role very well.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

What if Chris Farley lived and played Chris in a movie? I think Farley would have to show a little more range than usual but could pull off the role very well.

Then Christine is played by Melissa McCarthy.

 

[Pedominator]

What if Chris is pedophile

 

[Lolcow_slaughter]

What if Chris was an full blown furry ?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What if Chris was a full blown pedophile furry who also shit his pants, became the president of the USA, then moved to Africa and then someone made a movie about him?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

What if Chris Chan was a true and HONEST woman?

 

[Yellow Flash]

What if chris listened to jackie and got a job, and moved out, but still assumed she was gonna fuck him?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

What if Chris did a total 360 on his self-destructive lifestyle by eating healthy, working out, getting a job, cleaning his house, and saving his money instead of blowing it on stupid shit?

 

[LargeChoonger]

What if Chris did a total 360 on his self-destructive lifestyle by eating healthy, working out, getting a job, cleaning his house, and saving his money instead of blowing it on stupid shit?

It would send him into a massive depressive episode and cause severe physical side effects because it's essentially going cold turkey on years of artificial schizophrenia and genital mutilation

 

[thegooddoctor]

What IF,

Chris shit Himself and did nothing??

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris became President Of the USA?

Chris would be lazy as fuck, otherwise he'd attempt to abuse his power and immediately kicked out with the 25th amendment due to his mental issues.

 

[LargeChoonger]

What if Chris is pedophile

What if Chris was phone

 

[StarDreamer2002]

What if Chris had a twin from a parallel dimension who's exactly like Chris but the opposite of him? Nice, intelligent, handsome, bodybuilder, has adhd, wears pinstriped suits, is mayor of Charlottesville in real life, finished trade school top of his class, is female-to-male transgender with 100% passing etc.?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What if Chris had a twin from a parallel dimension who's exactly like Chris but the opposite of him? Nice, intelligent, handsome, bodybuilder, has adhd, wears pinstriped suits, is mayor of Charlottesville in real life, finished trade school top of his class, is female-to-male transgender with 100% passing etc.?

Since he is the polar opposite of the exceptional individual that Chris is, we'd know about him but for all completely normal reasons, since he would not get into the same antics that our Chris has.

That Chris sounds like absolute chad material, at first glance.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

What if Chris had a twin from a parallel dimension who's exactly like Chris but the opposite of him? Nice, intelligent, handsome, bodybuilder, has adhd, wears pinstriped suits, is mayor of Charlottesville in real life, finished trade school top of his class, is female-to-male transgender with 100% passing etc.?

That Chris would die out of embarrassment for having to be somehow related to our Chris.

 

[LazloChalos]

What if someone sent Chris a thick black sex doll (latex/realldoll type)