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What if Barb got pregnant and Chris got a new sibling?
Chris would make his new little sibling the poster child for his anti-blarms campaign.
"You see, ladies and JERKS, this is not just about me, and the GREAT OFFENSE THE BLUE ARMS HAVE CAUSED ME, but also for da future generations. Imagine little, uh, whatever its name is, growing up in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog has those SLANDEROUS BLUE ARMS! He would be MOST GREATLY TRAUMATIZED AND HORRIFIED! And so, I DEMAND from you, SEGA, that you CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOR BACK IMMEDIATELY, for this baby, for future generations, and, most importantly, for me. Have a good and safe day.

P.S.: YOU OWE ME AFTER THE LEGAL TROUBLE YOU CAUSED ME OVER THIS! CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK OR ELSE!!!"
 
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What if Barb got pregnant and Chris got a new sibling?

Regardless of the gender, Chris would name it Crystal and treat it like his offspring rather than a sibling.

What if Chris attempted to stalk one of his trolls and successfully killed said person?
 
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Regardless of the gender, Chris would name it Crystal and treat it like his offspring rather than a sibling.

What if Chris attempted to stalk one of his trolls and successfully killed said person?
Chris would immediately brag about it on Facebook to intimidate the other trolls, then get arrested a couple hours later. Rather than deny it, Chris would tell the jerkops that killing someone because they made fun of him on the internet constitutes self defense.
 
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What if Chris took a big ol' dump in the courtroom during a sentence hearing?
Judge would stop thinking Jail, would probably think more along the lines of Mental Ward.

What if Sega and Nintendo agreed to make a sonichu game ... but only if Sonichu had blarms?
Chris would threaten to sue for copyright infringement/defacing (ironic, but this is Chris we're talking about here.) And as such, he would most likely not go through with it, and just complain about it on Facebook like the bitch that he is.

What if Chris actually gave a crap about his "fans"?
 
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Chris would threaten to sue for copyright infringement/defacing (ironic, but this is Chris we're talking about here.) And as such, he would most likely not go through with it, and just complain about it on Facebook like the bitch that he is.
I don't know, if the right ween persuaded Chris, he'd dive into it, I'm sure.
 
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