Containment What If?

[China Duck]

Considering how many pages there are to this thread, this one was probably already asked- numerous times over- but...

What if all of this is a ruse, and CWC was the mastermind behind a worldwide social experiment- making him the king of all internet trolls?

 

[Apocalypso]

Considering how many pages there are to this thread, this one was probably already asked- numerous times over- but...

What if all of this is a ruse, and CWC was the mastermind behind a worldwide social experiment- making him the king of all internet trolls?

He would have revealed this years ago. Still hasn't happened.

What if Chris was a volcano?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a volcano?

Natives would try to sacrifice virgins to him, but they wouldn't be able to because they couldn't find any that meet Chris's extremely specific qualifications for a sacrifice. As a result, the natives worshiping Chris would paint ancient attraction signs on cave walls.

 

[Apocalypso]

Jumping back to non-lesbian Chris, but what if he actually did find the sweetheart of his dreams that perfectly fit his high standards and qualifications?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

what if he actually did find the sweetheart of his dreams that perfectly fit his high standards and qualifications?

As shown by the "Catherine experiment," it probably wouldn't last long before she would tire of Chris' crap and dump him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the day came that Chris actually admitted he was attracted to men and started making attraction signs for them?

 

[Somar]

What if the day came that Chris actually admitted he was attracted to men and started making attraction signs for them?

Nothing would really change, people would still find him creepy and stores would still kick him out.
What if Chris was a mall santa?

 

[cumrobbery]

What if Chris became augmented?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a mall santa?

He'd enjoy having girls sit on his lap.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to get his own Comic-Con panel for Sonichu?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became augmented?

I never asked for this as it was basically promised.

 

[China Duck]

He would have revealed this years ago. Still hasn't happened.

But some experiments can go on for decades before the results are release for public critique.

Clearly, this is not the case with CWC - but 'what if' it were?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became so stupid that he actually forgot how to speak english and could only speak gibberish?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became so stupid that he actually forgot how to speak english and could only speak gibberish?

He'd speak in sighs.

What if Chris was a plumber warped to a mushroom world where he had to save his sweetheart Princess Barb, from the clutches of King Clyde Koopa?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became so stupid that he actually forgot how to speak english and could only speak gibberish?

I don't think you get the point of this thread...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a plumber warped to a mushroom world where he had to save his sweetheart Princess Barb, from the clutches of King Clyde Koopa?

He wouldn't even make it to the mushroom world since his fatness would get him stuck in the pipe.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris performed in Riverdance?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris performed in Riverdance?

Dance dance wherever you may be,
I am the lard of the dance said he,
And I'll trib you all, wherever you may be
And I'll trib you all in the vag, said he

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was featured in a story from this book:

Spoiler

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was an Ogre?