Containment What If?

[ToroidalBoat]

until he tried getting into his house?

Bob would probably still be living in a neat and tidy 14 BLC, retired, single (or in a better marriage), and happy. One day, however, a very strange person dressed in a fashion that can only adequately be described as "um..." shows up and starts rambling. Stuff about trolls, lesbians, bonobos, female souls, lumberjacks, blarms, angels returning from the dead, and "hired help," until Bob closes the door on the strange visitor who bears an uncanny resemblance to himself.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a barbarian?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a barbarian?

He'd be a fat, autistic, cross-eyed Conan.

What if Chris could make sound effects, like Jones?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris's life was turned into a anime?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris's life was turned into a anime?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris had his own talk show?

 

[Superior Watermelon]

What if Chris had his own talk show?

The first 10 minutes would be Chris in his own little world, then an episode of Sonichu, then a guest interview which would turn into Chris either sperging out or an awkward conversation.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was hired as a writer for the Sonic Boom TV show?

 

[Superior Watermelon]

What if Chris was hired as a writer for the Sonic Boom TV show?

CANON, TAN ARMS

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was hired as a writer for the Sonic Boom TV show?

He would put emphasis onto different words by capitalizing them, making the actors yell more frequently. He would also try to change Sonic's arm color.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was hired as a writer for the Sonic Boom TV show?

He'd introduce Sonichu, then do a story arc based around restoring Sonic's arms and beating up people he hates. And it would somehow be better than the actual series.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was hired as a writer for the Sonic Boom TV show?

The episode would be about Sonic going on a quest to get his tan arms back and in the end he succeeds in getting rid of his blue arms
However since the universe resets it self after every episode he'll have his blue arms again in the next episode
What if Chris got sent back to school?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got sent back to school?

He'd think it means he'd get to relive his beloved high school years. In reality, everyone would be creeped out by him, and he'd be arrested on the first day for hitting on teenage girls.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got sent back to school?

He would literally try to escape school, resulting in a car chase with the police and a new saga about Chris trying to either get out of school or get rid of the law.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a Scooby Doo villain?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a Scooby Doo villain?

He'd be one of the few monsters who really is a monster.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was a Scooby Doo villain?

He'd be so lame even Scrappy-Doo could beat him with ease.

What if Chris got separated from his house and tried to get home by foot?

 

[Marvin]

GAME OVER

OK, Seriously, though - What If Chris were a critic of some kind - preferrably caroons/anime and/or movies? Id put comics/manga on here as an option, but Chris has shown he can't read that well...

If he made movie reviews on youtube, he'd get many times more views than Cole does.

I'd almost want Chris to do this, except that might be excessively cruel to Cole.

 

[Henry Bemis]

If he made movie reviews on youtube, he'd get many times more views than Cole does.

I'd almost want Chris to do this, except that might be excessively cruel to Cole.

Not entirely sure whether Cole would appreciate the generosity or feel slighted at being deemed "not worth it."

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was dying and transferred his soul into a doll just like Chuckie.