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What if Chris does actually do drugs, and gets addicted with it, especially if it was mushrooms?
 
Shikikan-san said:
What if Chris does actually do drugs, and gets addicted with it, especially if it was mushrooms?
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Then he'd be hallucinating all of the fictional characters and OCs he claims to already communicate with, thus convincing him the merge has actually happened and he'll be euphoric. Until the high wears off.
 
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Monolith said:
What if Chris got obsessed with Stormlight Archives?
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Isn’t Kaladin really on just one long love quest of his own?

Also, what would happen if Chris goes to prison (general population) at some point in his life? They throw in people with far more serious mental disorders as it is.
 
RussianParasite said:
Isn’t Kaladin really on just one long love quest of his own?
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Nah, Kaladin's just cripplingly depressed.

RussianParasite said:
Also, what would happen if Chris goes to prison (general population) at some point in his life? They throw in people with far more serious mental disorders as it is.
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I'd imagine he wouldn't get killed because he'd be too scared to actually assault anyone, but he'd probably get beaten up for "threatening" someone with his goddess hedgehog powers and then return to being ridiculed.
 
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Monolith said:
Nah, Kaladin's just cripplingly depressed.


I'd imagine he wouldn't get killed because he'd be too scared to actually assault anyone, but he'd probably get beaten up for "threatening" someone with his goddess hedgehog powers and then return to being ridiculed.
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I was joking about the Kaladin part, but yeah Chris is powerless without pepper spray so he’d probably either get his ass beat regularly or get shanked.
 
What if Chris chose Reginald the Sneasel and Robbie Sonichu as his Possessors instead of Magi-Chan and Sonichu; these two are obviously the more blatant Gary Sue Self Inserts?

And ditto for Nightstar as he so claims they're nearer to his heart.
 
AnOminous said:
What if Hitler got reincarnated and raped Chris up the butthole and then died again?
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Chris would become pregnant with antiChrist, go to hell, and demand 500million USD from Hitler. To the utter dismay of both Chris and Hitler, the baby will be born half illegal Honduran immigrant and half Nigerian scammer. Hillary Clinton and Obama will become godparents only to kidnap the baby and raise it to be the 90th president of the USA.
 
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Old Greg said:
What if Chris just snapped out of it one day, lost the wig, left home and started a normal life.
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Reminds me of a Joker one shot called "Batman: Going Sane" where after the Joker thinks he's finally killed Batman, he immediately snaps out of the Joker persona, gives up a life of crime, covers up his white skin with concealer, gets a wife, and moves into the suburbs under the pseudonym "Joe Kerr". Of course, it doesn't last long.
 
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Rupert Bear said:
What would have happened if Chris' parents had been ruralites and decided to raise Chris with no TV, no Internet, no videogames (and by extension, no Sonic), nor pretty much any consumer media?
Chris and similar autists are compelling arguments to take the Tedpill.
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"Tell me about the rabbits Alec"
 
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What if Chris and Daikari King Mykan were to meet and have a coffee social? (The fact that one is a brony and the other has a pathological hatred of the show alone would be amusing.)
 
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