Containment What If?

snuggle with barb.

what if chris tryed to become a graffiti artist and thought his graffiti was as good as he thought sonichu was.
 
Did we already have a "Control Chris" topic on this forum before? Anyway if I controlled Chris, I would move out some of Barbs hoard, then I'd find any items of significance for the CWCki and mail it to myelf so I can then send it to someone on the forum who is a member of the CWCki. I would then sell most of Chris' vidya minus a very few that he really wouldn't miss like Little Big Planet and any Sonic game, provided he doesn't have a digital copy thats already installed on the PS3. Any other vidya would just be sent to Goodwill. After getting money from selling vidya, I would also make Chris take a shower after cleaning his bathroom wall of any mold and stain. After that, I'd make Chris buy a salad that isn't from a fast food restaurant and eat it for lunch and dinner with a cup of water. Before and after dinner, I'd clean up the yard and try to sell off or get rid of any vehicles on the lawn that aren't really needed. After that, I'd leave a few post on facebook that would be pictures of the Chandler home today. I'd also leave a few other facebook post and leave the account public and accept some friend request. With a few hours to spare, I 'd use it to make a few Sonichu drawings and upload it to facebook for all to see.
 
If you don't know what geocaching is, look here and read up!

Anyway, I'm curious about what would happen if Chris gave geocaching a try. The hobby does require some exercise and physical ability to find caches that are stowed away in weird places, but there are plenty of caches that can be found in easy-to-reach places too, though. Because all caches contain a log (small notebook) where you are supposed to write the date and your name, plus additional thoughts, I bet Chris would seize the opportunity to include a sweetheart advertisement and possibly some hateful messages towards Michael Snyder, Megan, and whoever else he is hating at the time. Looking at the map, there are hardly any caches in Ruckersville, but Charlottesville has a decent amount. There's even a cache very close to The Game Place. (I haven't gone geocaching in Charlottesville yet, but I can view the cache locations on the map to approximate where they are.) I wonder if Chris would get in trouble if he went snooping around the outside of the Game Place looking for a cache.
 
Doesn't his :snorlax: not allow him to leave the house anymore without her? That's what I remember reading on here.

Either way, I'm not sure.
 
Chris' grafitti would be as good as his Sonichu drawings. He would end up getting arrested by the police. Aside from that, he would also give it up due to being too much work compared to drawing Sonichu on paper.
 
I'm pretty sure he does occasionally get out of the house. I remember Ronichu posted some secret GPS thing that tracked Chris's movements, and he apparently does head out to Charlottesville at times. But yeah, I was mostly curious about what Chris would do if he found a cache that someone hid in the area.
 
Take a looooooooooooong ass shower, clean myself up, tell off Barb, go buy some nice clothes, apply to as many places as I can, and go see an actual therapist.

Then watch and see it all crumble when Chris regains control of his body.
 
I'd drive down to the nearest lake or river, strip naked, and use my bent knob as a fish hook.

I'd wash my butt first, however.
 
FIRST I'd send all of Chris's vidya that I wanted to myself (as well as sending various things that might be of importance to Christory), then I'd make Chris take a shower and wash his hair, buy a decent outfit for him, and make a new video while wearing the outfit that says he has reformed and his going to attempt to get a job and contribute to society. Then I'd apply for like for like the most basic jobs at Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Burger King, or whatever the fuck the grocery store in Ruckersville is.
 
I'll send Chris's comic books, video games, money etc. to me.

I think the graffiti drawings will be even worse than the Sonichu drawings.
 
Do something gross like eat a stick of butter or deep fry a candy bar or something. I mean, he's already pretty fat, can't do much more harm, no?
 
Well Chris' body is already pretty fucked up, so I can't really do anything bad. Maybe I'd help him, force him to get rid of the tomgirl crap, and make him approach a girl in a non creepy way
 
Chris has no empathy. I'd show him none in return.

First order of business: Arrange for Barb to be involuntarily committed to a nursing home or mental hospital... if all else fails call 911 and tell them she's committing suicide, anything that will force a psychiatric evaluation. Once she's disposed of, I'd round up all of Chris's toys and vidya... arrange to have it all donated to Child's Play and Toys for Tots. I'd break open the file cabinets to leak more Chris dox... original Autism papers, high school transcripts, photos, etc to the internet for all to see. I would then proceed to blow Chris's tugboat on jars upon jars of pickles, which I would proceed to record myself eating. I'd then record myself excavating Patti's grave yelling JULAY. Finally, I'd blow the last of Chris's tugboat calling up some melanin-enriched male prostitutes to engage in a circlejerk orgy around Patti's corpse, precisely timed so Chris and I would switch back in mid-orgasm. This whole ordeal would be streamed on the internet, of course.

Of course, he'd probably screw up my life just as badly in the space of a day.
 
I remember some geocachers were investigated by the cops because they thought they were planting bombs or something. Chris would have an encounter with a jerkop and, of course, nothing good would come from it. Maybe Chris would get tased in the fight with the jerkop.
 
Imagine, one day Chris and Barb come home from McDonalds to discover that their house is completely empty. All of Barb's shit that she hoarded vanished. No furniture as well. Even the stuff that overflowed into the front yard vanished.

Even Chris's room is completely empty. His video games, toys, and other completely worthless possessions, gone.

What would Chris and Barb do?
 
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