Containment What If?

DykesDykesChina said:
What if as soon as someone makes a MLP-themed thread, Enig criticizes said thread :julay:
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Well, Enig made the same post in the MLP thread.
 


What if instead of living in Ruckersville, Charb were the last two residents of Buford, Wyoming, the smallest US town?

During the last years, it had a single inhabitant who was Sherrif, store owner, firefighter and mayor rolled into one. He sold the town to some Vietnamese guys, though, because he wanted to move closer to his son.

How would Charb fare if they lived there? I think Barb would have a huge storage capacity for her hord, and Chris could finally be a real-life mayor.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:


What if instead of living in Ruckersville, Charb were the last two residents of Buford, Wyoming, the smallest US town?

During the last years, it had a single inhabitant who was Sherrif, store owner, firefighter and mayor rolled into one. He sold the town to some Vietnamese guys, though, because he wanted to move closer to his son.

How would Charb fare if they lived there? I think Barb would have a huge storage capacity for her hord, and Chris could finally be a real-life mayor.
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Aside from being mayor and renaming it to CWCville, Chris will honestly do nothing except play vidya, and he would still complain about the town being empty with no one. Barb would still let the buildings rot away since she moves more of her hoard into each building, not to mention the fact that since the town has a 24 hour gas, there might not be anyone to work there unless Chris would begrudgingly let the pumps flow for each motorist who pays, of course he wouldn't pay attention since he would live in the gas station, eating the snack, drinking all the cola, and playing vidya on a tv thats suppose to show surveillance footage.
 
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This would mean (provided they don't cause a ruckus across town lines) no one can hold Chris and Barb accountable for their actions.

The flipside, of course, is that there would be no entities to help them out of their current living conditions.
 
Re: What if Charb were the last two residents of Buford, Wyo

Henry Bemis said:
This would mean (provided they don't cause a ruckus across town lines) no one can hold Chris and Barb accountable for their actions.

The flipside, of course, is that there would be no entities to help them out of their current living conditions.
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Couldn't the county and/or state still get involved?
 
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Taurine said:
Henry Bemis said:
This would mean (provided they don't cause a ruckus across town lines) no one can hold Chris and Barb accountable for their actions.

The flipside, of course, is that there would be no entities to help them out of their current living conditions.
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Couldn't the county and/or state still get involved?
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That is something one should consider. They would still have to do what they are told by the state or county. If their town/home was in bad condition, they would be evicted and the land would taken by the state since they failed to keep the place in good condition.
 
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c-no said:
Taurine said:
Henry Bemis said:
This would mean (provided they don't cause a ruckus across town lines) no one can hold Chris and Barb accountable for their actions.

The flipside, of course, is that there would be no entities to help them out of their current living conditions.
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Couldn't the county and/or state still get involved?
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That is something one should consider. They would still have to do what they are told by the state or county. If their town/home was in bad condition, they would be evicted and the land would taken by the state since they failed to keep the place in good condition.
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If Virginia hasn't been willing to intervene on the Chandlers' behalf, what hope is there that Wyoming-one of the most sprawling and least populous states in the union-would do so?
 
Drop barb off at the hospital. Clean as much of the house as possible.

Shave hair off bald.

Clean as much of the house as possible

Take all of the fast food/frozen dinners/tomgirl clothes/vidya/legos and fucking burn it. All of it, gone.

Print out several job application and leave it on Chris' now clean desk

Somehow give my real self legal control over Chris' finances.

Buy some men's clothes from this decade.

And just for shits and giggles take the video camera into a gay bar and start a convo with a guy right at about the 23:55 mark. Who knows? He might like it.
 
Chris and his family will be even more popular and more people will know about Chris (but more on Barb) because imagine the headlines about an immortal woman.
 
Hey Lefty, you might want to resize your signature a bit. Thanks.

As for what I'd do, it's nothing really unique. Just clean a bit, find his autism papers and report cards, and load up those and anything of value into a box and drop it off at a nearby trusty Christorian's house. Don't know what would really be valuable, maybe Bob's record collection is still somewhat intact. Sell the car as mentioned, dispose of his old clothes and place some orders for new outfits. Tell Barb to piss off, check out the shower, clean if possible (I don't quite trust the water they've got in that house). Then, in the final ten minutes or so, take a stack of paper, write SONICHU IS DEAD on as many as I can and tape them up.
 
Look through the closet in his room, since we've never seen what's in there. Then I'd pander to the julayfags by getting a camera and tom girl-ing it up at the Goodwill. Then sell his games and shit, and give the money to the homeless.
 
Let's say you see the following posting on eBay....


  • Talk about video games with famous webcomic creator Christian Weston Chandler, the True and Honest Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, while drinking Long Island Iced Tea and Fanta "Boilermakers" in lovely Charlottesville on a Friday or Saturday night — take your pick.

    Christian will hang out with you for three hours at the bar of his choosing to drink great and nutritious adult beverages and talk over any and all aspects of video games, comic creation, and classic tv.

    Christian will buy the first round of drinks, but the bar tab and tip will be on you.


    :arrow: The opening bid is $250.00.

So....do you take the plunge?
 
If I lived near that place, I would probably bid on the offer, but not go higher than 350 $US.

And my crack team of pickle warriors will be on full alert standby to swoop in and rescue me if Chris'tard gets creepy/tardrage-y/etc.
 
Count me out. His sense of conversation is atrocious, assuming it even exists.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Chris and his family will be even more popular and more people will know about Chris (but more on Barb) because imagine the headlines about an immortal woman.
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And then he'd start to resent :snorlax: because of her new found fame.
 
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