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Running over that CIA agent Snyder like a pro.
what is the most badass thing chris has ever done
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The way he shook off the deaths of his sweethearts, since who else could go from "I love you" to "Jesus made my choice easier by killing off Sarah Jackson" while he was trying to decide which girl from his harem to pursue. Which is probably the funniest period of Chris' love quest where he had trolls "fighting" each other over Chris, must have made him feel like a harem anime protagonist.
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It's hard to say anything is badass because he has no sense of shame and most of the things he does that could be considered badass is just Chris throwing a tantrum or having an autistic meltdown as opposed to Chris intentionally doing something aware of the potential concequences.
Like for example an edgelord might think they'd be sticking it to organised religion to dress in unicorn cosplay and turn up to church right after a shooting but Chris just mindlessly does things without considering anyone but himself and then sulks when someone tells him off.
Like for example an edgelord might think they'd be sticking it to organised religion to dress in unicorn cosplay and turn up to church right after a shooting but Chris just mindlessly does things without considering anyone but himself and then sulks when someone tells him off.
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thats not even badass, more like being an asshole and dumbass
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Honestly, the fact that he drives is pretty badass. He's been driving since high school I guess? Most Aspies suffer from sensory overload and sperg out behind the wheel so I can give him props for that. Even driving to Ohio from Virginia is an impressive feat for someone like him.
Plantiumed the Hannah Montana: The Movie game on the PS3 is nothing short of amazing
Plantiumed the Hannah Montana: The Movie game on the PS3 is nothing short of amazing
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When he grunted like caveman and showed his yellow fangs to the playstation camera, that was pretty scary.
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That time he ran over his cat and then uncharacteristically blamed a neighbor with no threats of retaliation was so based.
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Living in an infested house is pretty bad ass
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In a fit of Based T.A.R.D. R.A.G.E.(Total Autistic Rampage Destruction Radical Awesome Godly Explosion) crapped his pants.
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Does anyone else get the impression that this is the single most important point in chris' story. If you watch the video of him explaining how he "just won" I think this set his expectations for the rest of his life. It's his "parents being gunned down behind the theater" moment, you couldn't make a Chris chan movie without it.
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Listen Chris is super badass, everything he does is badass. He is so cool that the comics are actually happening for real. Like the time he committed terrorism the super heroic act of destroying a building full of those damn dirty homos with the power of Rock Music and made Clyde Cash along with another troll commit a suicide pact together. Truly the genius of all geniuses here.
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Crapped his pants and did nothing... Cuz badass dudes don't give a shit! 
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That one time Chris went overseas with Seal Team Six and personally killed Osama Bin Laden was pretty bad ass. Too bad they had to change it in the movie to protect his identity.
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Telling the dang dirty trolls to get his information off of the internet NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
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Still being alive. I mean, that's pretty hardcore shit considering that most people, if cursed to live as Chris Chan, would run like an Olympic sprinter to their nearest gun store and suck start a blunderbuss. But Chris just keeping on Channing along with almost no desire to evacuate his skull with a lead enema.
Seriously, the Doom Slayer ain't got shit on Chris in the "too [X] to die" department. Doomguy has his unquenched anger, Chris Chan has his unmitigated autism, both make them unstoppable forces of nature.
Seriously, the Doom Slayer ain't got shit on Chris in the "too [X] to die" department. Doomguy has his unquenched anger, Chris Chan has his unmitigated autism, both make them unstoppable forces of nature.
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