Kitty because I use cat avatars
Gremlin because it's a dumb name Yandev gave to his trolls and since he was the lolcow I followed at the time, I embraced it.
I tried infamously changing my username after six times to a Famous Person™ Account name, but I was banned from doing so. So now, I create Jonah Hill/Jonah Hill-inspired avatars for a living on this site.
I only intended to make a couple of shitposts about NeoGAF and wasn’t going to give any retards there the hint about who I was since I was once on their shortlist for moderators. If I thought I’d stick around longer, I would’ve called myself An Niggo but fuck it, I don’t feel like changing it so there you go.
Null said people with anime avatars are retards and Gorbachev was the first world leader I could think of that I could use, not knowing there's already a Famicom Gorby here
At a place I used to work at we had a MIG welder made by South Korean company W.I.M. Whenever we had to yell out for someone to bring it to us or ask where it was, we’d call it the Wimmig.
I trolled the Harry Potter subreddit relentlessly for years by pretending I didn't speak english very well and asking questions that sounded like sexual euphemisms, almost all of them about Aunt Marge. Examples:
"Which Harry Potter film he blows his aunt?"
"What was Aunt Marge thinking about when Harry was blowing her at the table?"
"Did Aunt Marge know that her nephew was underage when he started blowing her?"
"How did Harry Potter get Aunt Marge to start blowing without taking out his magic wand?"
And so on. The sub issued a PSA about me and changed the rules, making it next to impossible for any post to gain traction without an autistic level of karma. My KF account honours the Aunt Marge saga.
It's baby-talk for More Anguish because I was being self-deprecating. It was supposed to have a dash like on DA but I decided against a dash. It was the only self-deprecating thing I could think of besides TheFloorAndCeiling which didn't roll off the tongue, unlike on Linktree where it first felt cool.
When I first met my partner I had bright red dyed hair, and he described me as looking like “one of those fuckers off Fraggle Rock”, so it stuck. Now we’re married and he has to deal with the moniker of Mr. Fraggle.
Someone told me that movie titles were good Op Sec and I don't recall ever using this anywhere else and I think Ice Cube is cool and the movie is kind of a joke.