What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[El Porko Fako]

"Die. Die in hell, and I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep!"

Is the ghost of Patti still eating away at your soul @Alec Benson Leary?

 

[ManOfOlympium]

"Ain't no Empire gonna let no nigga in charge of a Death Star an' shit."

I fucking lost it.
The Lars Call is probably my favorite of all of them.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

"if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls" "

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Is the ghost of Patti still eating away at your soul @Alec Benson Leary?

If so I can't feel it because I'm still treating the burn wounds from my execution by immolation.

 

[dashvedas]

Where in the bottle of Pepsi is Christian?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"Hippopotamus weight on your head FOREVER!" - he's said it as an insult s few times recently

 

[Lurch]

"I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract, and keep one of, women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—my sweetest Ivy—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her."

The absolute assfucked grammar and semantics in this paragraph makes it still stick in my mind years later. It's so damn funny.

 

[Quijibo69]

Don't call anybody!

 

[Overcast]

"At least my face isn't fucking orange."

Also, his response to Bluespike revealing himself:

"what"

 

[WeeGee]

Well since Christorical Figures count as well.

At 2:07 thin spoken (I think this is @Marvin in the video)
"So you see, Chris. I have all the cards, and you're just going to have to play with whatever hand, I deal to you."
I even used that line on SolidMario as well, cause it's so villain like.

 

[Big Buns]

"Masturbating and squirtin'" is still my favorite. Chris was so excited to masturbate to his characters drawn by someone more competent.

 

[IV 445]

"....swinging double-Ds" I can't get that quote out of my mind. It was from some Facebook update where he posts his pepperoni aereolas and subsequently got a temp ban from Facebook for the horrifying deed.

It perfectly encapsulates the entire tomgirl saga, just a guy with autogynephilia thinking tight tank tops make him desireable. Or, in simpler terms, since Chris couldn't get within arms reach of a woman his age, he simply became that woman to compensate

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Happy_Women's_Day

 

[Pina Colada]

"My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

 

[Linako 2.0]

 

[Cantra]

"I could...I could take the whole time to express so much anger and frustration. I'm only near-sighted. I do wear glasses. Take it or leave it, losers! It helps me see better...see more detail...and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together out of your own ego...that you so richly...consume of."

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

"You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it."

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

I have a whoooooole list. Some have all ready been posted, but here are a few more gems:

"Listen to me in my super mode...if I actually had the super powers."

"Buh By Bay Nose"

"STAY OFF OF OUR AXE!"

"Ow, my axles!"

"I get BLANGRY!"

"Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way-MERUUUUGHHHHH!"

"OH YEAH, AUSSIE DOSSIE! He's fat! Iiiiiiiii'm thin!"

 

[ZeCommissar]

Anything that comes out of his mouth is a trainwreck of autism that makes it sound like his brain is trying really hard to come up with a sentence. I have so many I don't know which one to really choose.

My favorite one I think of is
"I lifted and carried her doghouse to the site where we buried her. Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."

"I work, I work hard for my father in his, in his gar-, in his gar-, in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!"

"I'M WORKIN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

"SONIC ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Who hasn't dreamed about having sex with their mother?"

 

[Henry Wyatt]

"CURSE YOU HAMEEHAMME HAAAAAA"

 

[deeman]

"I AM STRAIGHT! AND DON*T YOU FORGET THAT!"