What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[AgentYoshida4444]

"Fuck abstinence!"

"Gimme a break! I don't wanna be back in the situation where I am...that desperate that I... go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker"

"Julaaaay~!!"

 

[StraightShooter]

"Well, yes I do masturbate"

 

[TaterBot]

I'll kick yer ass with me shillelagh.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

I love this thread.

My personal favourites:

"The one in the middle is HALF-AND-HALF"

"A WHOLE BLOCKA CHEEEEEEEESE"

"Tickle yo pussaaaay"

"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again."

The bit after the lego sex in that one video: "Awww yeah, yeah, you did... you did good. [end of video]"

This one:

[Strained voice] Eugh! Ah think is coming out the butt! - Chris giving birth to a little beautiful baby bear.

 

[StillGullible]

I still can't get over "I have numbers of pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." The situation he delivered it in has baffled and amused me for years.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!"

 

[Marvin]

"The one in the middle is HALF-AND-HALF"

"AGAIN?!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I BE MISTOOK FOR AFRICAN-AMERICAN? I'M BLACK ONLY BY A GENETIC ACCIDENT!!"

 

[The Lizard Queen]

"Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, THE FIRST TIME, and maybe the second time as well, I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago."
-Chris to the WikiSysOp.

 

[CWC Tok]

"Call 'Right Now,' and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your Sweetheart, FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."

The coda of "Welcome to Bupkistown" kills me for reasons I cannot explain. I imagine him saying it in the same rambling, fadeout tone as Owen Hart threatening to "kick your leg right out of your leg."

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

"Hello there Business People!"

 

[Lokamayadon]

"AGAIN?!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I BE MISTOOK FOR AFRICAN-AMERICAN? I'M BLACK ONLY BY A GENETIC ACCIDENT!!"

What was he thinking about? it's strange with his new pseudo-SJW persona.

 

[Squid Addict]

What was he thinking about? it's strange with his new pseudo-SJW persona.

This quote was from the early comic, from Blake. It was a result of trolling insisting Blachu was a dang-dirty niggo.

One of my favourite quotes might be
"The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!" in reference to World War 2.

 

[Marvin]

What was he thinking about? it's strange with his new pseudo-SJW persona.

Chris isn't hating on blacks in this situation. He's more pissed about being misunderstood. Claiming that Black Sonichu is a negro is like calling Chris Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Chris isn't hating on blacks in this situation. He's more pissed about being misunderstood. Claiming that Black Sonichu is a negro is like calling Chris Ian Brandon Anderson.

MY NAME IS NOT IAN! NIGGO! SOMETHING!

 

[Slowinthemind]

"So thank you, Nintendo and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."

 

[Antipathy]

"He's as wild as a serial raper"

 

[mdrop22]

Brand new but easily one of my favorites

 

[Marvin]

Brand new but easily one of my favorites

Ahaha, that one one of the funnier things Chris has said in awhile. Like I'm just imagining a mic drop after that.

 

[jace821]

"I'm a feminist"

 

[Buffalo Chan]

My duck hungers for TomTom to pound