What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Ginger Piglet]

"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again."

"ROSECHU DOES NOT HAVE A PICKLE!"

"Eid, Pmurt, Eid!"

"Oh, and it still dispenses, just so ya know."

 

[Negi Springfield]

"Boys and girls and dudes of all teenages...and the gals"

"Certain videos of a naughty nature had been leaked..."

"I am a high functioning autistic..."

 

[Anus]

Well besides the obvious ones...

"I… am a gaybian. Yep. You heard me. I am… a gaaaaaaaaay… bian. A male lesbian."

"HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!"

 

[Puck of the luck]

"NNNNNGGGGHHH STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Now, gib me FIVE Bucks!"

 

[Cripple]

"DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"

/maces innocent store employee

 

[Literally Hitler]

Tomgirl chris can still be pretty funny

"Juggling the escargot" is just an inherently hilarious thing to say.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Never 5get the "the dumb laws" line from Rosechu when talking about Zapina in a strip show.

 

[Football Meatlong]

"Something's going on downstairs!"

- Comic Chris, not knowing how right he was.

 

[John Furrman]

Easily the "your thoughts have been inputed..." quote.

 

[zap2theextreme]

My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my arrow down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right.

 

[Thunderwing]

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

"No one rapes hamsters ever."

 

[InTheSidePocket]

That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.

 

[Wraith]

I think the one that solidified it for me that I had to keep paying attention to Chris was, "The man in the pickle suit tricked me once again."
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008
I laughed so hard at this. I watched that video multiple times enjoying the hell out of it, shocked that those words had been strung together so seriously. There was so much quotable insanity in there that to this day no sitcom has ever made me laugh like that video and Chris in general has.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

"it's ok to be gay, lets rejoice with the boys in a gay way"

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

"nguhh.....ugggh....DARNIT.....ngghuhhhh....gah.........uhhgh....nhhggaahhh.............."

 

[Yoda]

Pretty much everything he said during the Liquid Chris saga.

"MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"

 

[ON 190]

"Oh, and it still dispenses, just so ya know."

This is how you pick up da ladies.

"Hey baby... you lookin' fiiine. What's say you and me take my damn-near seven incher back to my place? It still... dispenses. Plus, with some help (wink wink) I can stretch it and get the head into my a-hole..."

 

[Broseph Stalin]

It has to come down between these two from the historic Father Call:

"I am not a child, I am a MAN. I am a STRONG MAN. I have been through a whole bunch of emotional and physical traumas in my life!"

"Well, most of that mess belongs to my mother and I can't really, I can't really organize it without her being able to help me, without her being able to point out where to put everything!" -- Chris never taking responsibility, as usual.