What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[BF 388]

'You are naive'.

 

[King]

"I am the level up king!!"

 

[Bustcakes]

"What I had to do was exactly watch Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, and listen to what Sonic says at the end of it, and writing it down for a whole week, and then I had to mail it in and it had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!"

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Some of my favorites are "This are plastic. Are plastic" when he shows the medallion during the Liquid Chris saga and "CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC". "Boobies, vaginas gorgeous, mmm very gorgeous" is a good one too.

 

[gettar]

Stop! That! Brown! Striped! In the... shirt!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

And now for somecummpentydifferent

 

[Football Meatlong]

"I can feel the cosmos!"

 

[Albert Camus]

"I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life." - Chris, lamenting the loss of a free PSP

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Curse-ye-ha-me-HAHHHHHHHHHHH!

I love this thread.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother."

 

[Pina Colada]

"HHHNGG! I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!"

"Thanks, Blake... but don't get any ideas."

 

[InTheSidePocket]

"Thanks, Blake... but don't get any ideas."

Beggin' your pardon, miss, but can I donate to you under one dollar?

lmao

 

[Elaine Benes]

"I have numbers of pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.."

My favorite is actually the one right after this: "At those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge." The fact that he's casually admitting it leads me to believe he assumed it was a normal problem to have.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Too many to pick fam.

"I'm cutting it down" is probably the first Christory quote to crack me up.

"IM WORKIN ON IT" is an easy fave.

And I find myself occasionally saying "DONT. CALL. ANYBODY."


You know actually

"This does not even deserve a captains log..*dramatic glasses swipe* BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS" is probably my absolute favorite

 

[Black Waltz]

"So yeah, please get everything off of the internet NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!"

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

"Yes, but I don't think that THIEVING LIAR deserves a red cent!"

- Chris, somehow managing to not screw up his plea bargain.

 

[SOINCHU]

Not so much a quote as I find his random stress farts durring pre recorded videos hilarious. They're always durring weird innapropriate times and he never seems to bother to do another take to edit it out.

"Mnmmmyeah I hope you didun die in da fires dere ughh... *FART* my sweet Panduh"

 

[Karellen]

She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!!

 

[Cripple]

"That's not my sister, that's MEGAN!"

Flat out confession of drawing porn of a RL friend over a fictional character. Because that was better.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

"So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench."

All of them, really, but this one gets me every time.