What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Chris did nothing wrong]

"I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie."

 

[Telomeric Love]

"At least my face isn't FUCKIN' orange! Like a certain Cashy... Clyde I know. Expect a public execution of him in the near future!"

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

tigguw yo pussay!

chris was there. in that moment, in his mind, the pussy was there - so close he could almost taste it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"I... am an AMERICAN!"

I like how Chris seemed to think that never leaving the USA was evidence of patriotism.

Spoiler

And years later, he used a French flag avatar to protest Pmurt.

 

[FightenGnome]

Off the top of my head:

"And of course, I'm looking forward to having our sex time together" - Ivy Video

Going back and looking at the CWCki and my ultimate favourite quote

"Chris: Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh..I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future." - Kacey Call 1

Both of these quotes made me laugh. The first because it was so creepy/cringy and the second because I have never seen someone fuck up going undercover all due to someone insulting his hair.

 

[Marvin]

"Chris: Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh..I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future." - Kacey Call 1

Both of these quotes made me laugh. The first because it was so creepy/cringy and the second because I have never seen someone fuck up going undercover all due to someone insulting his hair.

Chris going undercover is always my favorite.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Trollin_Train

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

"MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!"

I just realized that Chris talks like a Comicsnix character.

Oh and who could forget:

"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!"

 

[Picklepower]

"If I could, I would take every last ounce of Tobbacky and send it to the moon."
"we dont live under communist rule here, its very Unruly and.....Stupid!"

 

[tardwrangler]

GET AWAY FROM THAT MALE!

 

[twf]

"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS."

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

"I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER."

 

[Randy Lahey]

Can we have multiple favourites? If so, mine is him singing "It's okay to be gay" in his Kermit voice.

 

[Space.Muffin]

[Strained voice] Eugh! Ah think is coming out the butt! - Chris giving birth to a little beautiful baby bear.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The chorus to "So Need a Cute Girl" has to be one of my favourite Chris quotes.

Hell, most of the "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" stuff is quotable.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

[8:51 pm] CWC: it depends on a) knowing it's going to happen beforehand with the common signs. b) if I can make it to the bathroom in time. c) it may happen without me knowing it; painless. d) a mistaken fart that turned out to be a crap.
[8:52 pm] CWC: actually, for the most recent time, and when you brought it up, it is like our minds are synced...
[8:52 pm] Jacklyn Romy: oh?
[8:52 pm] Jacklyn Romy: what do you mean, when was it?
[8:53 pm] CWC: you brought it up a few minutes ago in the question...
[8:53 pm] CWC: I'm sitting in a dirty pair right now.

 

[A-tistic]

Tell me why I'm stuck as a Virgin With Rage()
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend

 

[nad7155]

"Grand number of pounds".

That would have been my user name if it was not already taken.

 

[sugarcummies]

"And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol."

 

[The Fair Lady]

"I'M WORKIN' ON IT!"

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

All of this will be very useful for my Chris-chan XCOM 2 voice pack.