What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Gym Leader Elesa]

"Zap to the extreme!"

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Two

"DIIIIIEEEEEE YYOOOOOOOOUUUU"

"Curse ye ha me HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

"You homosexuals, stay off our Axe!"

 

[Joey Caruso]

Nobody posted this yet, shame on you guys:

 

[moorhen]

"One of my pups just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a girl."

 

[Football Meatlong]

"JEW!"
- Chris, on Michael Snyder.

"Oh look... a health- a beautiful healthy baby... bear."
- Chris, on the miracle of childbirth.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

Now this is what i call the spin

''WHAT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION'': Billy mays

i didn't know Chris was in Steel Ball Run

 

[AllCISPeople]

I have a few...but one of them is right in my signature...

"YOU ARE -JUST- CHRIS CHANDLER. NO 'TIAN, NO 'TOPHER, -JUST- CHRIS!!"

Also:

-"I like dykes, DYKES, CHINA!"
-"I am down with the Cancer"
-"And it just sometimes happens that I well....poo my pants. But I mean who HASN'T?"

And then Barb:

".....Cooking................................whatever"

 

[badluckfistfuck]

"I... am an AMERICAN!"

-Father Call

 

[Lorento]

"I'm guuuuuh, I'm gay, I'm gaaaaaaaaaaay."

It's never not funny.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

CHRISTIAN
WESTON
CHANDLER
IS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!

"And don't you forget it."

 

[MMX]

No donations under 99cents
USA !

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

IM GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!!! IM GONNA PIE HIS LIGHTS OUT!!!


Also break him dead. And the whole Chris Chandler video, especially "she's crazy about youuuuu mannnnnn"


And the underrated "CRAP! THEY MAY HAVE HIRED A SKYWRITER"

 

[FatFuckingClown]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

[Asperchewy]

"Among-which"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

There are a lot of them but this one always gets me:

(About when he destroyed his Ps3 tricked by trolls) "The Destruction was as real as the tiresome humping with the tainted machine"

 

[Monokuma]

"MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNON... SOMETHIN'! [...] CALL ME A REAL NAME!"

Makes me laugh every time, mostly because trolls took something as innocuous as "IBA" and turned it in to something that completely fucking destroyed Chris, when most normal humans would have just had a chuckle.

 

[Zoobles]

Pretty much every time he said "Ian Brandon Anderson"

 

[MistressCaridad]

Does "Eid, Pmurt, eid" count as a quote?

 

[MMX]

"Hello, Karen! You lookin' fiiine, I saw your picture. And I do this video just for you! Didn't owe me a dime?"

@Karen Riley