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[ToroidalBoat]

"Modernly Tech Savvy"

 

[SoneeBoi]

"I've had previous experience with freezin' m'dick, and even stretched it a bit!"

 

[TrannyBO]

The entire Coffee Place article and "she has butthurt unto them" in particular.

 

[deadson]

"Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Chriatian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog pokemon."

 

[MMX]

Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium"

 

[Kecleon]

'Well now, Mr. Clyde...your toime and rutchesn - your fame and forchun shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane! NYYYUUH! Pfffff...'

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

"Or even WORSE, a SENIOR CITIZEN virgin!"

Or simply

"Among which."

 

[Goochole]

Mine is right under my name.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

"Christian, what are you doing?"

Gay tween girl voice: "Nothing!"

"Don't give me that, what're you doing?!"

"NOTHING."

"Do you want me to wake your mother?"

Snobby nasally Valley girl voice: Nowhhh!

 

[MMX]

N
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[Straight Outta Cwcville]

And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image

 

[Pointless Pedant]

"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS."

He says it like it's a proud achievement.

 

[Milktheturtle]

''Keep an open heart and mind....unless it really bothers you"OPL 2016

 

[Lurker]

Boobies! Vaginas.

-gropes imaginary woman-

Mmmmm... Gorgeous.

 

[jc17]

"I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'LL SEND EVERYBODY IN MY POWER!"

 

[OtterParty]

"daddy why'd you have to leave me bluh bluh bluh"

 

[Staffy]

"MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!"


EDIT: "I am going to shove your ass down your throat--[Ultimate Warrior voice]--AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!"

 

[Carlos Thin]

[audibly farts] Ungh! [licks lips]

 

[MasterDisaster]

"Put Trump in the Dump."

 

[BV 937]

MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN. WESTON. CHANDLER! NOT IAN-BRENDAN-something