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[cohensd]

... as God, AND THE BEAR...

The idiosyncratic assumption that we all understand who the bear is kills me.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"And for all of you Sods that continue to label me a homosexual Male, you all can kiss my Vagina of My Soul!"

 

[Ol' Puss]

Sonic's Arms Are Not BLUE!!!

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

"Ahem. My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth—gave me birth at their ages… which my mother is 66, currently, and my father is currently 80. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth… then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of—for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s."

This quote and the stern but frank way he speaks it makes me laugh every time.

"They gave me the birth" will always be one of the funniest things I'll ever hear.

 

[Randy Lahey]

"Mm, yeah."

 

[Kari Kamiya]

"I, Christian Weston Chandler, am straight. And don't you forget it."

or

"Stop that impostor bastard who has been posing with MY name, MY address, MY phone number, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING! DIIIIIEEEEE YOOOOUUU!"

 

[zap2theextreme]

I got a goddamned motherfucking 6 inch cock with 4 inch diameter baaaaalllsss

 

[DonaldJTrump]

CHRIS CHANDLER!!!

 

[HY 140]

CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC!!!!

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"I know about da... Da labia!"

 

[FrownyFace]

"No tian! No topher!"

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"I don't do anal though! I don't do anal..."

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"...lewdly drawn pictures with... dicks... I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!"

 

[Subconcious Offense]

"I am THE Christian Weston Chandler, one with the birth name of Christopher, February 24th 1982. I'mtheonewithRobertFranklinChandlerJuniorasmyfather, AND BarbraWestonChandlerasmymother, 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, 22968, 4349900198, STOP THAT IMPOSTER BASTARD who has been using my name, my address, my phone number, EVERYTHING. STOP HIM!"

 

[tardwrangler]

"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNG... warrior!"
(the alpha-trion / "young warrior" challenge)

 

[briddlecrip]

"I AM STRAIGHT"

 

[Milford Grimley]

"I'm re-tarded! But am I perfect? No. Nobody's perfect"

 

[Bord]

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!

 

[heathercho]

Do you realize...? Do. You. Realize something? Let me tell you - If the Health Department of Greene County...sees those videos...that you put on the damn internet...they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
and
It's out of my control! I don't know where da go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE DA GO!!

 

[BurningPewter]

If it doesn't work out, I'll be your friend. intense stare And I pinky promise that.

dead bodies make me happah! (quoting insane clown posse)

reach for ...this little thing down here i was ..wrongfully born with.. sexy giggle