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[A Flying Nun]

"You don't have to tell me twice!

BUT IN THE STONE AGE....!"

 

[Ballo]

Now this is what i call the spin

''WHAT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION'': Billy mays

 

[RIP_SANITY]

CURSEYEHAMEHA!!!!!

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I would of gone with one of the pearls from "Madman Rising" but this one does tickle me...

"Because that's what you deserve, you Goddamn womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited...

NIGGER!"

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there.

 

[LazloChalos]

"I recycle my own semen"

No misspellings; no cwcisms.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler." - Chris, 2008

"Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally." - Chris, 2015

Spoiler

(I guess Chris' name wasn't "Christian Weston Chandler" after all.)

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

"Why you comin' home five in the morning what'chu need'ta do is let me smell yo duck"

 

[Rottytops]

"As you can see my room is much cleaner than the rest of the house.... Sofa under this pile"

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

"Heyyy Jackie Pie...

Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts."

 

[Beauty]

"This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly."

- Right before showing the viewers his freezer full of frozen semen.

 

[ES 148]

"Tito Ain't Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots" is a phrase that will never cease to amaze and confuse me.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

"I loves muh woman, an I loves deh pussey!"

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

"Get off before I go off!"

 

[thismanlies]

"I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions."

-Chris on repealing DADT

 

[zap2theextreme]

lick your pretty liddle clit dere

 

[Milford Grimley]

"You are the Bonehead, Crapboardin' Airhead!"

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

My #1 favorite:

 

[Cosmos]

Chris is a living meme generator. I've never encounters anyone else who spouts solid gold so frequently.

 

[Lurkman]

The one where he calls Surfshack Tito a nigger because of how weird and out of place it is for Chris' vocabulary and the random racism just kind of caught me off guard when I first heard it (I first heard it in Sachumo's Chris Chan Documentary; censored but still)

The exact quote if anything really wants it

"Because that's what you deserve, you Goddamn womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited... NIGGER!" - God himself

EDIT: I also just remembered that Surfshack Tito isn't even black, he's hawaiian, so not only is Chris being racist, he can't even be racist CORRECTLY.