What kind of diet should I go through to try and minimize teeth brushing as much as possible?

[Colon capital V]

Tooth brushing is a psyops by the gubbermint to try and introduce fluoride into our bloodstreams and poison us, or something. So what kind of foods should I eat to minimize tooth damage and the need to brush?
Some of it's obvious, avoid sweets and bread that'll cause tooth decay, and I assume it'll mostly just be pure meat and veggies from here on out.

 

[PFM]

I don't know but buy a Waterpik. I bought a knock-off one for $20 and it's fucking awesome.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Cheetos and Reeses only

 

[Broadside]

I've got news for you, pal: your dentist's shiny white teeth aren't real, they're fake ones that she was able to afford because of the kickbacks she's getting from big fluoride.

Ok schizo

 

[KittyGremlin]

any diet but as far away from me as possible

 

[Fascist Frederick]

But like, just don't swallow the toothpaste? I know your first thought when having a mouthful of a white creamy substance is to swallow it all immediately and lick the last drop off of the "bottle", but try to defy your nature and spit it out instead.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

BRITISH DETECTED

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I didn't get magical powers, I didn't get clarity of thought, my autism didn't go away

That’s weird. I got magical powers.

 

[Dysnomia]

Tooth brushing is a psyops by the gubbermint to try and introduce fluoride into our bloodstreams and poison us

Buy fluoride free toothpaste.

 

[Broadside]

Buy fluoride free toothpaste.

You'd think they'd ban this if there really was a conspiracy.

 

[Betonhaus]

https://barnettsweets.com/mega-sours

super sour candy will dissolve the plaque right off your teeth. Barnett mega sours are so strong that if you have three in a row a thick layer of your tongue will peel off.

 

[Miller]

I assume it'll mostly just be pure meat

Stallion milk.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You'd think they'd ban this if there really was a conspiracy.

There's always plain baking soda for tooth powder, and the One World Government can't really stop you from adding flavoring.

 

[Pedophobe]

i'm on a water-only diet

Not municipal government water I hope.

 

[Broadside]

Most young men have fathers to talk them out of bad ideas. Fatherlessness has done a number on this generation

 

[MadStan]

Meth.

After about a 12 month rigorous routine, you shouldn't have any teeth to worry about.

 

[BirdUp]

Not municipal government water I hope.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I order Sensodyne from overseas, the kind that can legally have Novamin in it, because this is a dumbass cyberpunk future.

What the eff happened? Seriously I know it costs a bit more than most brands in britbongistan but is it really that special?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Most young men have fathers to talk them out of bad ideas. Fatherlessness has done a number on this generation

My father decided once that shampoo was a racket, and you can just wash your hair with soap. Arguable, but he chose Dial deodorant soap. It didn't work well.

What the eff happened? Seriously I know it costs a bit more than most brands in britbongistan but is it really that special?

GlaxoSmithKline bought Novamin in 2009 and stopped selling it to brands other than Sensodyne.

In the EU and UK, toothpaste is regulated as a cosmetic; in the US, it's a drug. To quote some dude who cares too much about teeth:

According to my source, GSK desperately wanted to market Sensodyne Repair and Protect w/ NovaMin, which is GSK’s flagship premium brand around the world, in the USA. But they ran into regulatory issues.

In the USA, toothpaste is regulated as a drug, whereas in the EU it’s regulated as a cosmetic. Drug labeling and advertising is heavily restricted, and rightfully so.

If GSK were to make therapeutic claims about Novamin in their toothpaste, GSK would need FDA-approved evidence to back up those claims. Running the required studies is expensive. The projected increase in revenue could not justify the costs.

This is why products with NovaMin are available elsewhere in the world except the United States. I assume the reason that products containing NovaMin were once available in the USA may be that they did not market the presence of NovaMin as an ingredient; Burt’s Bees toothpaste listed calcium sodium phosphosilicate in its ingredients, but made no mention of it or NovaMin anywhere else on its packaging.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

My father decided once that shampoo was a racket, and you can just wash your hair with soap. Arguable, but he chose Dial deodorant soap. It didn't work well.

GlaxoSmithKline bought Novamin in 2009 and stopped selling it to brands other than Sensodyne.

In the EU and UK, toothpaste is regulated as a cosmetic; in the US, it's a drug. To quote some dude who cares too much about teeth:

Interesting. I've noticed other brands (UK) making similar claims recently and wondered if a patent had run out.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Use baking soda with water and use your fingers. Grow and make your own food.