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Sanders and Warren are forced into a Sudden Death Dance Off at the convention to win the nomination. Bernie goes old school robot, Warren twerks..Winner-Sanders..
What scenarios can possibly make the election as hilarious as last time? - "It's not rigged, Trump's just losing"
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Thanks for the imagery.
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Trump v. Yang. Bernie dies and a fresh larval Chinese rises from his shedded Jew.
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- Trump loyalists now referred to as NAGgers, the most vilified and discriminated against group of people in existence
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"What up jigga? GILEAD!"
President Pence, shortly after his swearing-in on Air Force One as goons in futuristic armor replace the US flag with the Gilead one.
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The situation in which A Republican wins the Popular vote and not the EC would be hilarious anyways, the reason that Al Gore and Hillary won the Popular Vote is because big cities are heavily weighted blue. There was a great map of the counties that Trump actually Won vs What Hillary Won that shows it off wonderfully while showing exactly why the Electoral College absolutely must be a thing.
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Trump/Biden would have been good since Trump would have no problem dunking on an Alzheimer's patient. Buttigieg seems boring, like the democrats version of Mitt Romney personality wise.
The DNC clearly fixing caucus's is funny just because they're so bad at it. It is clearly a bunch of old people still thinking it's the 1980's doing the planning but forgetting something shady done in Shittown, Iowa will be online seconds after it happens for everyone to see and criticize.
The DNC clearly fixing caucus's is funny just because they're so bad at it. It is clearly a bunch of old people still thinking it's the 1980's doing the planning but forgetting something shady done in Shittown, Iowa will be online seconds after it happens for everyone to see and criticize.
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You know what? If that happened I wouldn't even be mad at her. I mean if you're that determined then by all means you do you.
The Demon
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wait, stop
i think the funniest thing would be donald trump winning the popular vote and this law being repealed in those states
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Mother fucker how the hell did we get drumpf/blumpf and plod turd man but no fucking comedian thought of donald Dump.... I'm fucking disapointed.
Bernie winning the nomination would be fucking hilarious and if he proceeds to hand over the nomination to another dem it would be even better.
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God, lots of opportunities here.
1. One or more SC Justices retire or die before the 2020 election.
2. Trump wins 2020 in a landslide. The left loses their collective mind, antifags and PoCs chimpout in the streets.
3. Trump Republicans elected to the House, such that Republicans gain the majority. Trump can now - at least in theory - pass legislation.
4. Trump Republicans gain seats in the Senate, keeping the majority and knocking out Democrats and Chamber-of-Commerce Republicans. Trump is now immune to impeachment.
5. Republicans and especially Trump Republicans gain control of 3/4 of the state legislatures and call a Constitutional Convention to propose amendments to the Constitution, and it is then ratified by state legislatures or state conventions. According to Wikipedia, Republicans currently control 29 state legislatures. They need to control at most 38 legislatures to ratify an amendment, or 34 legislatures to propose an amendment and then somehow pass it in 38 states with state conventions. Given that the Democrats mostly control states with large populations, all Trump needs to do is keep his wins, clean up in New England, and win the other 4 flyover states. If that happens, all bets are off: It's Happening.
Some background for non-nerds:
6. Democrats try to split states they run, or make territories into states, to reduce Republican representation and increase their own. Republicans will respond in kind, and we end up with a non-stop Constitutional crisis as the Senate gains 2 new Senators a week for months.
7. Massive crop failures, hurricanes, the Juan De Fuca plate shits it's pants and kills 100,000 people on the West Coast, Corona-chan goes global, more wildfires, who the fuck knows it's all probably gonna happen.
1. One or more SC Justices retire or die before the 2020 election.
2. Trump wins 2020 in a landslide. The left loses their collective mind, antifags and PoCs chimpout in the streets.
3. Trump Republicans elected to the House, such that Republicans gain the majority. Trump can now - at least in theory - pass legislation.
4. Trump Republicans gain seats in the Senate, keeping the majority and knocking out Democrats and Chamber-of-Commerce Republicans. Trump is now immune to impeachment.
5. Republicans and especially Trump Republicans gain control of 3/4 of the state legislatures and call a Constitutional Convention to propose amendments to the Constitution, and it is then ratified by state legislatures or state conventions. According to Wikipedia, Republicans currently control 29 state legislatures. They need to control at most 38 legislatures to ratify an amendment, or 34 legislatures to propose an amendment and then somehow pass it in 38 states with state conventions. Given that the Democrats mostly control states with large populations, all Trump needs to do is keep his wins, clean up in New England, and win the other 4 flyover states. If that happens, all bets are off: It's Happening.
Some background for non-nerds:
Constitutional Amendments - The U.S. Constitution Online - USConstitution.net
Facts and Information about amendments to the U.S. Constitution
www.usconstitution.net
There are essentially two ways spelled out in the Constitution for how to propose an amendment. One has never been used.
The first method is for a bill to pass both houses of the legislature, by a two-thirds majority in each. Once the bill has passed both houses, it goes on to the states. This is the route taken by all current amendments. Because of some long outstanding amendments, such as the 27th, Congress will normally put a time limit (typically seven years) for the bill to be approved as an amendment (for example, see the 21st and 22nd).
The second method prescribed is for a Constitutional Convention to be called by two-thirds of the legislatures of the States, and for that Convention to propose one or more amendments. These amendments are then sent to the states to be approved by three-fourths of the legislatures or conventions. This route has never been taken, and there is discussion in political science circles about just how such a convention would be convened, and what kind of changes it would bring about.
Regardless of which of the two proposal routes is taken, the amendment must be ratified, or approved, by three-fourths of states. There are two ways to do this, too. The text of the amendment may specify whether the bill must be passed by the state legislatures or by a state convention. See the Ratification Convention Page for a discussion of the make up of a convention. Amendments are sent to the legislatures of the states by default. Only one amendment, the 21st, specified a convention. In any case, passage by the legislature or convention is by simple majority.
The Constitution, then, spells out four paths for an amendment:
The negative of the President applies only to the ordinary cases of legislation: He has nothing to do with the proposition, or adoption, of amendments to the Constitution.
The first method is for a bill to pass both houses of the legislature, by a two-thirds majority in each. Once the bill has passed both houses, it goes on to the states. This is the route taken by all current amendments. Because of some long outstanding amendments, such as the 27th, Congress will normally put a time limit (typically seven years) for the bill to be approved as an amendment (for example, see the 21st and 22nd).
The second method prescribed is for a Constitutional Convention to be called by two-thirds of the legislatures of the States, and for that Convention to propose one or more amendments. These amendments are then sent to the states to be approved by three-fourths of the legislatures or conventions. This route has never been taken, and there is discussion in political science circles about just how such a convention would be convened, and what kind of changes it would bring about.
Regardless of which of the two proposal routes is taken, the amendment must be ratified, or approved, by three-fourths of states. There are two ways to do this, too. The text of the amendment may specify whether the bill must be passed by the state legislatures or by a state convention. See the Ratification Convention Page for a discussion of the make up of a convention. Amendments are sent to the legislatures of the states by default. Only one amendment, the 21st, specified a convention. In any case, passage by the legislature or convention is by simple majority.
The Constitution, then, spells out four paths for an amendment:
- Proposal by convention of states, ratification by state conventions (never used)
- Proposal by convention of states, ratification by state legislatures (never used)
- Proposal by Congress, ratification by state legislatures (used all other times)
- Proposal by Congress, ratification by state conventions (used once)
The negative of the President applies only to the ordinary cases of legislation: He has nothing to do with the proposition, or adoption, of amendments to the Constitution.
6. Democrats try to split states they run, or make territories into states, to reduce Republican representation and increase their own. Republicans will respond in kind, and we end up with a non-stop Constitutional crisis as the Senate gains 2 new Senators a week for months.
7. Massive crop failures, hurricanes, the Juan De Fuca plate shits it's pants and kills 100,000 people on the West Coast, Corona-chan goes global, more wildfires, who the fuck knows it's all probably gonna happen.
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Bernie getting the nod would lead to the funniest outcome. His mob of reddit commies versus Trump's chan fascists would be a shitshow for the ages. Then one of them would lose making a group of the most rabid internet political spergs who invested so much into their candidate losers as well.
Oh, the salt. It has the promise of being better than 2016.
Oh, the salt. It has the promise of being better than 2016.
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Jeb wins.
But really while not funny it would be interesting if one of the major players croak and blame other party for it.
But really while not funny it would be interesting if one of the major players croak and blame other party for it.
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If the Democratic nominee is Rosie O'Donnell
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Warren #MeToo-s creepy uncle Joe, latter decides to come out as troonbian.
Muslim blood overwhelms Omar, so she bombs both Sandlers and Bloomberg.
DNC in total disarray, but that's just business as usual.
Muslim blood overwhelms Omar, so she bombs both Sandlers and Bloomberg.
DNC in total disarray, but that's just business as usual.
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Vermin Supreme mobilizes the Brony demographic and wins the election, ponies 4 everyone
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What if one of these Democrats pick Hilldog as their VP? Wait...
If he wins about 10 minutes after inauguration he will have a heart attack from two bullets to the back of the head
If he wins about 10 minutes after inauguration he will have a heart attack from two bullets to the back of the head
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A third party candidate winning. Everyone but the third party voters and sane people would be outraged.
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Trump making a literal federal case out of the murder of Malcolm X and vowing to expose the truth if the feds did it. Cue meltdowns across the political spectrum.