What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

Since I have to choose a most triggering:

How condescending she is about literally everything her mouth spouts off about. I wish she'd break her jaw so she had to eat her slop through a straw all day to get her 6000+calories in her gut without having to hear her blabber on in her moron voice about how she knows so much better than everybody about every fucking thing. Stupid fat shelf-ass pig. I feel like this is a pretty common problem with USA millennial generation members, but the binge monster is a dictionary definition picture of it at work, they finally got old enough to feel like they get to give everybody else a lecture on what the problem is whether they actually know jack about the topic or not but damn do they sure feel condescending about it and they make sure it shows through to everybody else through their mostly denial based relationship to reality.
 
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Big Al's Crusty Sty said:
Does anyone remember when she’d stick her tongue out in the Destiny era?? OMG did that annoy me. She did it at least once in every video. Did she think it was cute? Or was it because Miley Cyrus did it?
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Very Honest Content said:
Since I have to choose a most triggering:

How condescending she is about literally everything her mouth spouts off about. I wish she'd break her jaw so she had to eat her slop through a straw all day to get her 6000+calories in her gut without having to hear her blabber on in her moron voice about how she knows so much better than everybody about every fucking thing. Stupid fat shelf-ass pig. I feel like this is a pretty common problem with USA millennial generation members, but the binge monster is a dictionary definition picture of it at work, they finally got old enough to feel like they get to give everybody else a lecture on what the problem is whether they actually know jack about the topic or not but damn do they sure feel condescending about it and they make sure it shows through to everybody else through their mostly denial based relationship to reality.
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It's fucking obnoxious. It's only been recently I've been delving into her older vlogs, and there's one where she's literally holding up her cell phone to the camera, with a video playing of HER giving HERSELF a pep talk about how she's a beautiful person inside and to stay strong. And she's crying and responding to this as if it came from some objective third party. Nodding her head like she's having an epiphany. The only thing missing was a soundtrack of tiny tiny violins and a credit sequence.

Proof positive she's always been an arrogant fuck. But the condescension has reached troll levels at this point. I'm of the belief that she honestly doesn't care anymore and she's just leaning into the exploitative nature of her channel because she's still making money ham over fist for being a lazy deathfat do-nothing.
 
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Keyboard Warrior said:
It's fucking obnoxious. It's only been recently I've been delving into her older vlogs, and there's one where she's literally holding up her cell phone to the camera, with a video playing of HER giving HERSELF a pep talk about how she's a beautiful person inside and to stay strong. And she's crying and responding to this as if it came from some objective third party. Nodding her head like she's having an epiphany. The only thing missing was a soundtrack of tiny tiny violins and a credit sequence.

Proof positive she's always been an arrogant fuck. But the condescension has reached troll levels at this point. I'm of the belief that she honestly doesn't care anymore and she's just leaning into the exploitative nature of her channel because she's still making money ham over fist for being a lazy deathfat do-nothing.
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In the interest of full disclosure, I only have followed Big AL since Null had to split off the subforum to deal with the problem posters it was attracting to the site, so I have no clue about older classic videos that you more invested than I binge monster watchers know like the back of your hands, but damn; :story:

Can you link it here, it's on topic so it's not thread derailment? I'm going to force myself to endure it while my tophat catches fire spontaneously. I think it would be fascinating to be able to get a similar chart to the one we have tracking her poundage roller-coaster over time in here to see how annoying the videos were/are correlated to how much they made/make her currently. I'm almost sure the more outrageous the binge monster behavior on display the higher the financial return, so she's getting monetary feedback to keep on being unbearably smug to the viewers because that's what pays the bills easier with more leftover afterwards to hit up CF for the orange chicken supply than a potential alternative video presentation of her to the youtube watching public. Train wreck is more fascinating than somebody getting a handle on the problems killing them but that doesn't mean Amber's blameless in the equation either!
 
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Very Honest Content said:
In the interest of full disclosure, I only have followed Big AL since Null had to split off the subforum to deal with the problem posters it was attracting to the site, so I have no clue about older classic videos that you more invested than I binge monster watchers know like the back of your hands, but damn; :story:

Can you link it here, it's on topic so it's not thread derailment? I'm going to force myself to endure it while my tophat catches fire spontaneously. I think it would be fascinating to be able to get a similar chart to the one we have tracking her poundage roller-coaster over time in here to see how annoying the videos were/are correlated to how much they made/make her currently. I'm almost sure the more outrageous the binge monster behavior on display the higher the financial return, so she's getting monetary feedback to keep on being unbearably smug to the viewers because that's what pays the bills easier with more leftover afterwards to hit up CF for the orange chicken supply than a potential alternative video presentation of her to the youtube watching public. Train wreck is more fascinating than somebody getting a handle on the problems killing them but that doesn't mean Amber's blameless in the equation either!
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Her wastefulness kills me the most, just throwing money down the drain on Torrid clothes she can't/will never wear. The $400 thrown down the hole for Optavia feelings she never ate. That jar of protein bars she threw away cause they were 'expired'. The hundreds and hundreds of journals she has and doesn't write in. Or all the stupid movies, water bottles, chokers, and general crap she buys knowing she'll never use most of it.

I hate the way she says something is "SOOO cute" or "so" in general, makes me want to punch her in the face.

Also when she compared her and Becky not working to stay at home mom's. (SAHM is actually a rough job vs AL and Becky who do absolutely nothing).
 
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You can really see the progression - or regression? - of her eyebrows in that Hamber Reeacts video, and to think her eyebrows were more prominent there compared to today.

She's used makeup on her eyebrows in the last 2 videos, so here's what her eyebrows actually look like (as of March 6, 2019)

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violetluma said:
The use of her money. She could literally use it to help herself in so many ways, but nope. It's all on shit she already has enough of that takes up space more in that house. Also, at first I hated how she treated Becky, but once I learned more about her I was like, "Nah. The stupid deserve each other."
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She could LITERALLY fly to Bora Bora and live there with her $10-15k she must be earning now.

But they only have fruits and no Walmart there so she'd lose a lot of weight.

Can't stuff your face with only fruits, right?


EDIT: It's amazing.

Amber wants to go to Bora Bora.
Amber wants to lose weight.

She only needs the money and time for it.

OH WAIT?!
She does!

What does she do with it?
I mean with her Hopes and Dreams?

Sit at home all day every day.

You do you, Boo Boo.
 
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Since we're bringing up her Bora Bora pipe dream again, I'm pretty sure she got the idea into her fat head from Orange is the New Black. She has mentioned on several occasions how AMAZEEEN she thinks it is (cuz lezbeans). The funny part is that the character that is also obsessed with Bora Bora (Bora lol) is an insane pathological liar. How fitting a role model for our gorl.
 
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-"booboo"
-her constant hauls no one asked for
-her cunty responses to criticism
-her crying vids about her weight
-how she treats her animals
-"your gorl"
-her ghetto simulation attitude
-her scouting her fat ass in a scooter
-those re.tarded faces she makes trying to be "so quirky uwu"
-mukbangs
-her terrible recipes
-get constantly mentioning it being a lesbian
-never shutting up about celebrities and drag queens
 
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KitsuneEyes said:
I hate how she is claiming to be addicted/binging on food but at the same time in her last video she said that she was rewarding herself by having Mexican. The fact that she isn't even self aware of the stuff she is saying blows my mind. I mean she clearly would reward an opioid addict with a bag of heroine right?
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in one video AL says if she see a homeless person she'll give them money even if they are going to use the money on alcohol (or drugs) . even though in alot of (not all) cases people are homeless because of those addictions. so like she doesn't understand the concept of adding fuel to the fire doesn't help.

ChubbyChaser said:
Her wastefulness kills me the most, just throwing money down the drain on Torrid clothes she can't/will never wear. The $400 thrown down the hole for Optavia feelings she never ate. That jar of protein bars she threw away cause they were 'expired'. The hundreds and hundreds of journals she has and doesn't write in. Or all the stupid movies, water bottles, chokers, and general crap she buys knowing she'll never use most of it.

I hate the way she says something is "SOOO cute" or "so" in general, makes me want to punch her in the face.

Also when she compared her and Becky not working to stay at home mom's. (SAHM is actually a rough job vs AL and Becky who do absolutely nothing).
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I figured she doesn't care about the spending because she knows she won't live past 40 years old. If she saw herself getting healthy and becoming a senior she'd want to save that money to cover her health care cost as she gets older... but that's not a problem because hopefully she'll be dead soon. unless she wanted to leave some money in a will to take care of her pets but nah it's AL she doesn't think or care about things like that.
 
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in one video AL says if she see a homeless person she'll give them money even if they are going to use the money on alcohol (or drugs) . even though in alot of (not all) cases people are homeless because of those addictions. so like she doesn't understand the concept of adding fuel to the fire doesn't help.
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The only way Amber would give a homeless person money is if she could vlog it to suck up asspats for being such a nice girl.
 
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The way that she acts on YouNow. That is the real Amberlynn Reid. Her smug attitude and cuntiness shines a million times brighter than when she's on any other platform. And the tongue clicking she does to deliberately piss people off because she's not getting enough bars (or whatever it is) Also the rage quits, but those are more amusing than triggering.

But it's those times that I truly feel, mad at the internet.
 
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