What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[A Beached Whale]

Her sheer cuntiness.

I get it. Fat people amirite? But if she had a decent attitude, she wouldn't be here. Yeah she's the size of a planet, but it's not like she's actually this sweet giving person. The fact that she deludes herself into thinking so, and that all criticism is because of "fatphobia" makes me sick.

She's not kind. She's not smart. She's not clever. She's not creative. She's not bold. She's not even a productive drone. She contributes literally nothing to society. But hell there's plenty people like that. She just makes it worse by being such a selfish, spoiled, mean. delusional idiot.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

This has likely been mentioned, but when she says she looks like a "literal crazy person" when she hasn't showered in days, is covered in grease, and just woke up.

 

[Dovahshit]

that her butt chin is slightly off center,
everytime i look at her face, it angers me.

and that her personality is so bland.
its like a very very basic 14 year old girl stuffed in a mentally ill woman and its jarring,

 

[DJAndyMD]

Where to start? Well, I would have to say it’s a tie between her disgusting chewing noises and her attitude when someone questions her reality/authority. She knows she is a liar and when called out, her lashing out does not help. It makes everyone’s case about her stronger.

 

[olybinewski]

525,600 journals...525,600 Torrid tarps...525,600 bits of plastic nothings

I am triggered by the IG Sailing spree.

Imagine the acquisition of raw materials, labor hours, the miles across supplies lines, the manufacturing infrastructure...the waste generated by excess packaging.... A global endeavour to make a disposable plastic trinket that ends up in a tote. Getting consumer-finger diddled by a super morbidly obese lesbian toddler.

She's a human Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

 

[Erin]

What triggers me about Amberlynn is how she treats Twinkie. She would rather have her precious child toy away than hire a dog walker and admit she’s bed bound

 

[CuntSnack]

• The way she chews, she looks like a bullfrog with down syndrome.
• How she seems to create a new personality off of one trait.
• The way she elongates the end of her sentences.
• The neglect towards the pets.
• Thinking herself and fat people in general are oppressed because they choose to shovel junk into their maw.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Her constant lip-licking

 

[Constellationzero]

* Being completely incapable of completing even ONE activity without having her fucking camera
* Refusal to read the room
* Refusal to respect and consider other people's wish for privacy and space
* Are you excited? What are you getting? Are you excited?
* Ma'am, this is a Cheesecake Factory
* You a Lah!
* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE! BAAAAAAAYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* Babe? Babe? Babe? Babe? Babe?
* Talking over other people
* ____eeeeeeeeeeen
* Laboring under the delusion that anyone actually gives a shit about her other than watching the County Fair freakshow

 

[Hermoine Granger]

Her refusal to get therapy or go to rehab. Amber has enough money to go to impatient to get better but she won’t. I’m convinced she’s okay with being 550 lb. of course in inpatient you can’t binge or go shopping for things to add to your hoard so….
All jokes aside there are so many people who want to go impatient but can’t afford it. The fact that amber can afford it but won’t go makes me see red
Edited for spelling

 

[grimacefetishist]

Sometimes, when Amber is chowing down on something, her expression recedes into her face and it reminds me of being eaten alive by a bear.

 

[Punt Speedchunk]

For me, it's those poisonous little glances towards Becky, especially since the announced breakup. If any supposed lover/SO ever looked at me even once like that, I'd have my bags packed so fast and be out the door so fast that it would make her fat fucking head swim.

 

[BeardedWall]

That she is one of the most privileged people on the planet, with enough money and time to do whatever she wants. And she not only does nothing with it but is 0% grateful for it.

 

[Viden]

I do NOT get into internet drama, i generally don't give a shit about what people do online, but I've looked into this amberlynn reid and she seems despicable. She bitches about not being able to work but has said she makes plenty money on you tube. She had said this is not a "weight loss channek" anymore and she's right. He audience watches her in order tho catch the moments she crashes and burns. She is horrifically narcissistic and really only cares about herself. Sad how she mad a weight loss channel into a "look at me, look at my drama, i'm a spectacle, watch me!

Her refusal to get therapy or go to rehab. Amber has enough money to go to impatient to get better but she won’t. I’m convinced she’s okay with being 550 lb. of course in inpatient you can’t binge or go shopping for things to add to your hoard so….
All jokes aside there are so many people who want to go impatient but can’t afford it. The fact that amber can afford it but won’t go makes me see red
Edited for spelling

I think the real problem is that she wouldn't be able to post her precious vlogs from rehab

 

[Hermoine Granger]

I think the real problem is that she wouldn't be able to post her precious vlogs from rehab

But remember “ I don’t feel comfortable vlogging anymore” “I have nothing to blog ahhhhh” no amber jut doesn’t want to give up her comfy lazy contemptible lifestyle

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Her wasting alllllll that money on that expensive bed she couldn’t even get into because her legs are so heavy.

 

[I-am-the-skinny-legend]

The sounds she makes when she eats

Where to start? Well, I would have to say it’s a tie between her disgusting chewing noises and her attitude when someone questions her reality/authority. She knows she is a liar and when called out, her lashing out does not help. It makes everyone’s case about her stronger.

Yes, THIS. Specifically when she eats pasta. She just shovels it onto her fork, with the ends of the pasta hanging into her bowl and then the horrible chewing sounds. I could not be in the same room with her without wanting to flip the whole table onto her. And then the “mmmmmmmm smack smack smack gulp… OH MY GOD, urtsss sooooooo good.”

 

[Truffle Logger]

When she is about to try something new or different and she says “I’m so scared/nervous guisee!” Fuck Amber food obviously doesn’t scare you.

 

[Poop Bun]

The name "Wifey".

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I really don't pay much attention to amberlynn bc I find her boring but she's the only cow I've ever heard mentioned irl, I randomly overheard 2 people giggling about her in my college's library back in 2019 or so.