What will the above user be arrested for?

[LofaSofa]

Hate crime

 

[jewelry investor]

witnessing crisis actors.

 

[Caesare]

Genocide.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Rebooting a beloved film franchise horribly.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ponzi scheme

 

[jewelry investor]

being black

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Double crossing Mossad.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Public Urination + Public intoxication

 

[Tookie]

Cyberbowling

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Selling base, smoking bones in the staircase

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

child molestation

 

[Army Burger]

Vandalism

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Killing a Kimmi due to "internal injuries"

 

[FierceBrosnan]

17 act of lewdness with a horse and 1 count fisting a police officer

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Eating a parrot that got a little too nosy

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Pepper spraying GameStop employees for changing your Sonic OC

 

[Red Hood]

Stealing rogaine from the local drug store

 

[Army Burger]

Stealing rogaine from the local drug store

Murder

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Unspeakable atrocities to eagles.

 

[Draza]

Pedophile disguised as a adorable cat.