What will the above user be arrested for?

[Rand /pol/]

Mind Controlled Assassination for Mossad.

 

[Somar]

Shoots a cop with that gun

 

[jewelry investor]

Ecstasy possesion

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

Cheese Pizza

 

[Joey Caruso]

400 pounds of weed

 

[drtoboggan]

Obesity.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Shitposting

 

[polonium]

distributing intensely passionate lesbian erotica amongst the church pamphlets in every town within 5 miles

 

[Wraith]

Having a three-way with two hot chicks in public during the middle of some random SJW rally. Just seeing hot chicks with a heterosexual male enjoying themselves without fat waistlines, butchered hair or any of those other accoutrements causes a riot. 9 dead. 119 injured. 2300 snowflakes melted.

 

[Army Burger]

Divulging government secrets

 

[jewelry investor]

MKULTRA escapee

 

[Somar]

Robbery

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Having an anime avatar.

 

[Somar]

Having a furry avatar

 

[jewelry investor]

driving into an oncoming lane.

 

[Yop Yop]

Macing a GameStop employee

 

[Somar]

prostitution

 

[Pina Colada]

Time traveling.

 

[scared sheep]

Talking about their waifu in public

 

[Neil Pye]

Beastiality and failure to appear in court.